“Playboy: millenials aren't interested in breasts as older generations. why? it's 2017 grandpa we eat ass now.”— former mayor elijah, twitter.com
“'Millenials Are Killing Headline Editors' 'No, you fools this isn’t just another clickbait article! They’re literally killing us! They’ve already stormed the gates and they’re out for blood and vengeance! We’re trapped in the bullpen and this is the only way we could get a message out!! I think I ca…”— flavoracle, flavoracle.tumblr.com
“harry potter modern au: How Millenials Are Killing The Dark Lord.”— accio-shitpost, accio-shitpost.tumblr.com
“What used to be called the evolution of the free market is now "millenials killing an industry" like it's our fault companies don't adapt.”— Zach Benjamin, twitter.com
“I'm disappointed I haven't had the pleasure of reading an article called "Millenials are killing Nazi's" yet.”— KreativAce, twitter.com
“"Millenials are killing ____" - says the C level mid-aged employee who refuses to learn excel because "I have my own system and it works".”— zick nampounis, twitter.com
“how many "millenials are killing X industry" takes do we have to see before old ppl realize we're straight up trying to kill capitalism.”— Anchorage YDSA ⚓ , twitter.com
“Almost all the things that "millenials are killing" are garbage things with no real value that rely on ignorance and complacency to survive.”— Isaac Marion, twitter.com
“EVERY ‘millenials are killing businesses’ article is a ‘millenials have no disposable income because they aren’t paid fair wages’ article.”— Ty Schalter, twitter.com
“So many thinkpieces about millennials are older people mad we've decided they aren't entitled to our time and attention.”— Illuminati Mess, twitter.com
“They say millenials are killing everything which is true I'm out here fucking killing it everyday.”— AP ExistentialCrisis, twitter.com
“If you think about it, all these thinkpieces about how Millenials are ‘killing’ various industries reveal a pretty colossal sense of entitlement. Under normal circumstances, if a given industry finds itself unable to sell products to a given market demographic, we’d say it’s that industry’s fault fo…”— David J Prokopetz, prokopetz.tumblr.com
“Every anti-millenial article gives me so much life. ‘Millenials are killing Golf!’ Fantastic, lets turn all of those massive bourgeois wastes of space into food forests and bee friendly wildlife areas. ‘Millenials killing shopping malls and department stores!’ Perfect, lets turn those giant idols of…”— kropotkhristian, kropotkhristian.tumblr.com
“Instead of reading ‘Millenials are killing ____ industry!’ as us being stupid, I read them as ‘Millenials are seeing through our bullshit consumerism!”— just-shower-thoughts, just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com
“At this point every time I see an article saying ‘Millenials are killing ___’ my brain automatically replaces it with ‘Millenials can’t afford to go to ___.”— just-shower-thoughts, just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com
“Millenials should band together to kill standardized testing next.”— steampunkforever, steampunkforever.tumblr.com
“Where’s my article about how millenials are killing the belt industry bc maybe out of like 20 people i know 3 of them wear belts the others either just let it sag like nature intended or wrap a shoelace around their waist.”— princeofmints, princeofmints.tumblr.com