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Laura: Did you just name drop Jesus Christ like you know a guy who knows a guy?”
Wednesday: Do not talk to him. Do not say a word. Do not tell him anything.
Mr. World: You don't have to. I already know you.
Shadow: No you don't.
Mr. World: You're a person. I know people, everything about all of them. You have a name: Shadow Moon. You have a blood type and a recurring nightmare: B-positive and an orchard of bones. You prefer swiss to cheddar and can't abide the tines of two forks touching. And this is the face you make when you masturbate. The same as your mother, who had 86 sexual partners throughout her life. Everything that happens is recorded and stored and recalled in the Book of Life.”
Shadow: Say it.
Wednesday: Word on the street is your wife died sucking your best friend's cock. And you, sir, are only obligated to feel bad about that for so long.
Shadow: Thank you...for warning me.”
Shadow: Okay. I won't. Uh, but if you could just drop me off at the Motel America-
Technical Boy: Hit him. See, I said don't fuck with me. Now that, that was fucking with me. Keep your answers short and to the point, or I will fucking kill you. Or maybe I won't. Maybe I'll just have the children break every bone in your fucking body. So don't. Fuck. With. Me.”
Shadow: Sorry, no. You're just the first person I talked to that wasn't an asshole.
Wednesday: Give me time.”
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