“When it rains, it jizzes all over our fucking faces, but that's why we are a couple of come-guzzling sluts, am I right? We chug it down.”Tagged: When It Rains It Pours, Vulgar, Bad Day
“You want to know the best part about childhood? At some point, it stops.”Tagged: best, part, Childhood, stops
“Malcolm: Someone stole my friend's wheelchair. Security Guard: What's it look like? Malcolm: It's a chair... with wheels.”Tagged: stole, Friend, Wheelchair, describe
“Mom, I can't wear Reese's hand-me-downs. Look at this, Jell-o in the pockets, the fly's broken, and it smells like wet dog.”Tagged: hand-me-downs, Jell-O, middle child, wet dog