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A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.”
A: A doberman pinscher.”
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.”
A: One is a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.”
A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.”
A: Only three. All the rest are true stories.”
A: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.”
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