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Quotes tagged “Kindergarten”

“Everyone is constantly telling me that I look like a kindergarten teacher.”
— Annie, Shrill, Season 1: Troll
Tagged: Appearance, Kindergarten, Teacher, upset
“It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me and that's obvious. It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.”
— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, Jersey Shore, Season 1: One Shot
Tagged: obvious, prehistoric, Kindergarten, Crush
“Maggie Malone Seaver: [on Chrissy's first day of kindergarten] You are gonna have so much fun today. Just remember to be polite, and share, and do what your teacher says.

Ben Seaver: Great advice, Mom. Why don't you just tattoo 'Dweeb' on her forehead.

Chrissy Seaver: Wait a minute. Nobody said anything about tattoos!

Maggie Malone Seaver: Honey, your brother is just using a figure of speech, as in: Put a sock in it!

Ben Seaver: Mom, on the first day of school, if you're not careful, you'll get a label that's gonna dog you for the rest-a your life.

Chrissy Seaver: [getting nervous] Like what?

Ben Seaver: Sit in front—Dorfburger. Answer any questions—Boogerhead. Hang out with anyone wearing glasses—Geekus Maximus. And most important: Eat the green jello—'Hasta la vista, baby!'

Chrissy Seaver: What is wrong with green Jell-O?

Ben Seaver: Leo 'Lime-Tongue' Plotnick.

Maggie Malone Seaver: And who's he?

Ben Seaver: Just the secretary-slash-treasurer of the Chess Club.”
— Carol Seaver, Growing Pains, Season 7: Back to School
Tagged: Tattoos, Kindergarten, bullying
“Once I accomplish one thing and I’m satisfied, I try something else. I may be 50 and doing something totally outside of music and acting. Maybe I’ll become a kindergarten teacher.”
— Kid Cudi, Kid Cudi Covers Complex, Gets Movie Role In 'Need For Speed'
Tagged: accomplishment, Satisfaction, Kindergarten, Music, Acting
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Mrs jenny a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things can we eat?"
"Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'"”
— M_muac, Mrs Jenny a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things we can eat?"
Tagged: Kindergarten, Teacher
“They're only crayons. You didn't fear them in Kindergarten, why fear them now?”
— Hugh MacLeod, Ignore Everybody: and 39 Other Keys to Creativity
Tagged: Creativity, Crayons, Kindergarten

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