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Everyone is constantly telling me that I look like a kindergarten teacher.
—
Annie
(Aidy Bryant)
,
Shrill
,
Season 1
:
Troll
Appearance
Kindergarten
Teacher
upset
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It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me and that's obvious. It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.
—
Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino
,
Jersey Shore
,
Season 1
:
One Shot
obvious
prehistoric
Kindergarten
Crush
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Maggie Malone Seaver
:
[on Chrissy's first day of kindergarten]
You are gonna have so much fun today. Just remember to be polite, and share, and do what your teacher says.
Ben Seaver
: Great advice, Mom. Why don't you just tattoo 'Dweeb' on her forehead.
Chrissy Seave
r: Wait a minute. Nobody said anything about tattoos!
Maggie Malone Seaver
: Honey, your brother is just using a figure of speech, as in: Put a sock in it!
Ben Seaver
: Mom, on the first day of school, if you're not careful, you'll get a label that's gonna dog you for the rest-a your life.
Chrissy Seaver
:
[getting nervous]
Like what?
Ben Seaver
: Sit in front—Dorfburger. Answer any questions—Boogerhead. Hang out with anyone wearing glasses—Geekus Maximus. And most important: Eat the green jello—'Hasta la vista, baby!'
Chrissy Seaver
: What is wrong with green Jell-O?
Ben Seaver
: Leo 'Lime-Tongue' Plotnick.
Maggie Malone Seaver
: And who's he?
Ben Seaver
: Just the secretary-slash-treasurer of the Chess Club.
—
Carol Seaver
(Tracey Gold)
,
Growing Pains
,
Season 7
:
Back to School
Tattoos
Kindergarten
bullying
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Once I accomplish one thing and I’m satisfied, I try something else. I may be 50 and doing something totally outside of music and acting. Maybe I’ll become a kindergarten teacher.
—
Kid Cudi
,
Kid Cudi Covers Complex, Gets Movie Role In 'Need For Speed'
accomplishment
Satisfaction
Kindergarten
Music
Acting
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Mrs jenny a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things can we eat?"
"Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'"
—
M_muac
,
Mrs Jenny a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things we can eat?"
Kindergarten
Teacher
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They're only crayons. You didn't fear them in Kindergarten, why fear them now?
—
Hugh MacLeod
,
Ignore Everybody: and 39 Other Keys to Creativity
Creativity
Crayons
Kindergarten
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