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Wichita: Yeah! 1997 was a great year! I saw my first R-rated movie...Anaconda. Got my first tattoo, a porpoise. Fake. Had my first kiss...Scotty Lynch.
Columbus: Did you guys...[gestures with fingers]...use tongue?
Wichita: [laughs] Maybe. Why, are you jealous of Scotty Lynch?
Columbus: Yes. Actually, I think I’m jealous of your whole 1997. Let me see...I think...1997 I had my first orthodontist appointment...bastard gave me headgear...I got my first B...[Wichita laughs]...almost as scary as Anaconda...went to my first dance. Sadie Hawkins, so it was ladies’ choice...[pauses]
Wichita: And nobody picked you?
Columbus: Well, it was ladies’ choice.
Wichita: [pauses in disbelief] ...No! Those bitches! No, I will not stand for this. [stands, offers Columbus her hand] On behalf of all the eighth-grade girls, I would like to dance with you. [Columbus looks at her, takes another swig of wine] Don’t worry. Scotty’s old news.”
Walter Stratford: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas.”
Emma: Well, that's stupid. Lying, cheating, being a bully, those are things to be ashamed of. But scars... they're maps of who you are.
Marisol: Like tattoos you didn't choose.”
Ben Seaver: Great advice, Mom. Why don't you just tattoo 'Dweeb' on her forehead.
Chrissy Seaver: Wait a minute. Nobody said anything about tattoos!
Maggie Malone Seaver: Honey, your brother is just using a figure of speech, as in: Put a sock in it!
Ben Seaver: Mom, on the first day of school, if you're not careful, you'll get a label that's gonna dog you for the rest-a your life.
Chrissy Seaver: [getting nervous] Like what?
Ben Seaver: Sit in front—Dorfburger. Answer any questions—Boogerhead. Hang out with anyone wearing glasses—Geekus Maximus. And most important: Eat the green jello—'Hasta la vista, baby!'
Chrissy Seaver: What is wrong with green Jell-O?
Ben Seaver: Leo 'Lime-Tongue' Plotnick.
Maggie Malone Seaver: And who's he?
Ben Seaver: Just the secretary-slash-treasurer of the Chess Club.”
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