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So when you ask me why I want to do this, my answer is because I know what kind of guy I want to be.
—
Spencer Strasmore
(Dwayne Johnson)
,
Ballers
,
Season 3
:
Ride and Die
Ask
Answer
Guy
Identity
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Can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve! Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to be sitting at the back of the party thinking, ‘Look at that guy. He couldn’t even get a big cat.’
—
Schmidt
(Max Greenfield)
,
New Girl
,
Season 2
:
Re-launch
Zoo
borrow
white tiger
Philip Seymour Hoffman
party
Guy
big cat
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Wrong ring, wrong guy.
—
Samantha Jones
(Kim Cattrall)
,
Sex and the City
,
Season 4
:
Just Say Yes
Wrong
ring
Guy
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I'm basically your stuffy, buttoned down sort of guy, you're a free-spirited, adventurous mouse-painting, moon-howling sort of girl!
—
Frasier Crane
(Kelsey Grammer)
,
Frasier
,
Season 5
:
Gotta Have It
stuffy
buttoned down
Guy
Breaking Up
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I think that everyone can change if the right person comes along, and I think that every girl wants to be the right person. Every girl wants to be the one girl that can change that guy.
—
Lauren Conrad
,
The Hills
,
Season 3
:
Big Girls Don't Cry
Change
Right Person
Girl
Relationships
crushes
Guy
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You're such a guy. When I get pissed I say stuff I don't mean all the time: I hate you. I faked it. You're hung like a grape.
—
Debra Morgan
(Jennifer Carpenter)
,
Dexter
,
Season 2
:
Dex, Lies, and Videotape
Guy
Pissed
Hate You
faked it
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Ray
: Oh God, it tastes worse than it smells!
Pam
: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that... I'd have eight nickels!
—
Pam (voice)
(Amber Nash)
,
Archer
,
Season 3
:
El Contador
taste
Smells
Gross
If I had a nickle
Guy
Oral Sex
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Hanna, the last word a guy wants a girl to describe him with is 'sweet.'
—
Caleb Rivers
(Tyler Blackburn)
,
Pretty Little Liars
,
Season 3
:
Kingdom of the Blind
Masculinity
sweet
Guy
Girl
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How do you break up two blind guys fighting? Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
—
ck_9900
,
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Blind
Guy
Fight
Knife
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The first guy through the wall always gets bloody. Always
—
Aaron Sorkin
,
Moneyball (2011)
first
Guy
wall
Blood
Always
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I saw the girl i had sex with on Halloween yesterday, I don't know why she was still dressed up as a guy though...
—
ARSONAL_215
,
I saw the girl i had sex with on Halloween yesterday
Sex
Girl
Holloween
Dressed
Guy
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I don't come up with this stuff, I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest the guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.
—
Michael Scott
(Steve Carell)
,
The Office
,
Season 2
:
Sexual Harassment
forward
Arrest
Guy
passing drugs
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You let him get away with as much bad behavior as he wants because you’re too afraid to call him out on it and risk losing him.
—
Sabrina Alexis
,
Everything You Need To Know If You Want Love That Lasts
Dating Advice
Guy
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