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Quotes tagged “Guy”

“I'm the guy. I'm sure of it. ”
— Bob Fosse, Fosse/Verdon, Limited Series: Life Is a Cabaret
Tagged: Guy, Confidence, sure
“So when you ask me why I want to do this, my answer is because I know what kind of guy I want to be.”
— Spencer Strasmore, Ballers, Season 3: Ride and Die
Tagged: Ask, Answer, Guy, Identity
“Can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve! Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to be sitting at the back of the party thinking, ‘Look at that guy. He couldn’t even get a big cat.’”
— Schmidt, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Re-launch
Tagged: Zoo, borrow, white tiger, Philip Seymour Hoffman, party, Guy, big cat
“Wrong ring, wrong guy.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 4: Just Say Yes
Tagged: Wrong, ring, Guy
“I'm basically your stuffy, buttoned down sort of guy, you're a free-spirited, adventurous mouse-painting, moon-howling sort of girl!”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 5: Frasier Gotta Have It
Tagged: stuffy, buttoned down, Guy, Breaking Up
“I think that everyone can change if the right person comes along, and I think that every girl wants to be the right person. Every girl wants to be the one girl that can change that guy.”
— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 3: Big Girls Don't Cry
Tagged: Change, Right Person, Girl, Relationships, crushes, Guy
“You're such a guy. When I get pissed I say stuff I don't mean all the time: I hate you. I faked it. You're hung like a grape.”
— Debra Morgan, Dexter, Season 2: Dex, Lies, and Videotape
Tagged: Guy, Pissed, Hate You, faked it, Simile Examples
“Ray: Oh God, it tastes worse than it smells!

Pam: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that... I'd have eight nickels!”
— Pam (voice), Archer, Season 3: El Contador
Tagged: taste, Smells, Gross, If I had a nickle, Guy, Oral Sex
“Hanna, the last word a guy wants a girl to describe him with is 'sweet.'”
— Caleb Rivers, Pretty Little Liars, Season 3: Kingdom of the Blind
Tagged: Masculinity, sweet, Guy, Girl
“How do you break up two blind guys fighting? Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"”
— ck_9900, How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Tagged: Blind, Guy, Fight, Knife
“The first guy through the wall always gets bloody. Always”
— Aaron Sorkin, Moneyball(2011)
Tagged: first, Guy, wall, Blood, Always
“I saw the girl i had sex with on Halloween yesterday, I don't know why she was still dressed up as a guy though...”
— ARSONAL_215, I saw the girl i had sex with on Halloween yesterday
Tagged: Sex, Girl, Holloween, Dressed, Guy
“I don't come up with this stuff, I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest the guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.”
— Michael Scott, The Office, Season 2: Sexual Harassment
Tagged: forward, Arrest, Guy, passing drugs
“You let him get away with as much bad behavior as he wants because you’re too afraid to call him out on it and risk losing him.”
— Sabrina Alexis, Everything You Need To Know If You Want Love That Lasts
Tagged: Dating Advice, Guy

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