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So when you ask me why I want to do this, my answer is because I know what kind of guy I want to be.

— Spencer Strasmore (Dwayne Johnson), Ballers, Season 3: Ride and Die

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Can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve! Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to be sitting at the back of the party thinking, ‘Look at that guy. He couldn’t even get a big cat.’

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 2: Re-launch

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Wrong ring, wrong guy.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 4: Just Say Yes

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I'm basically your stuffy, buttoned down sort of guy, you're a free-spirited, adventurous mouse-painting, moon-howling sort of girl!

— Frasier Crane (Kelsey Grammer), Frasier, Season 5: Gotta Have It

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I think that everyone can change if the right person comes along, and I think that every girl wants to be the right person. Every girl wants to be the one girl that can change that guy.

— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 3: Big Girls Don't Cry

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You're such a guy. When I get pissed I say stuff I don't mean all the time: I hate you. I faked it. You're hung like a grape.

— Debra Morgan (Jennifer Carpenter), Dexter, Season 2: Dex, Lies, and Videotape

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Ray: Oh God, it tastes worse than it smells!

Pam: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that... I'd have eight nickels!

— Pam (voice) (Amber Nash), Archer, Season 3: El Contador

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Hanna, the last word a guy wants a girl to describe him with is 'sweet.'

— Caleb Rivers (Tyler Blackburn), Pretty Little Liars, Season 3: Kingdom of the Blind

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How do you break up two blind guys fighting? Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"

— ck_9900, How do you break up two blind guys fighting?

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The first guy through the wall always gets bloody. Always

— Aaron Sorkin, Moneyball (2011)

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I saw the girl i had sex with on Halloween yesterday, I don't know why she was still dressed up as a guy though...

— ARSONAL_215, I saw the girl i had sex with on Halloween yesterday

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I don't come up with this stuff, I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest the guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.

— Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office, Season 2: Sexual Harassment

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You let him get away with as much bad behavior as he wants because you’re too afraid to call him out on it and risk losing him.

— Sabrina Alexis, Everything You Need To Know If You Want Love That Lasts

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So when you ask me why I want to do this, my answer is because I know what kind of guy I want to be.

— Spencer Strasmore (Dwayne Johnson), Ballers, Season 3: Ride and Die

Can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger? I mean, the nerve! Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to be sitting at the back of the party thinking, ‘Look at that guy. He couldn’t even get a big cat.’

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield), New Girl, Season 2: Re-launch

Wrong ring, wrong guy.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 4: Just Say Yes

I'm basically your stuffy, buttoned down sort of guy, you're a free-spirited, adventurous mouse-painting, moon-howling sort of girl!

— Frasier Crane (Kelsey Grammer), Frasier, Season 5: Gotta Have It

I think that everyone can change if the right person comes along, and I think that every girl wants to be the right person. Every girl wants to be the one girl that can change that guy.

— Lauren Conrad, The Hills, Season 3: Big Girls Don't Cry

You're such a guy. When I get pissed I say stuff I don't mean all the time: I hate you. I faked it. You're hung like a grape.

— Debra Morgan (Jennifer Carpenter), Dexter, Season 2: Dex, Lies, and Videotape

Ray: Oh God, it tastes worse than it smells!

Pam: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that... I'd have eight nickels!

— Pam (voice) (Amber Nash), Archer, Season 3: El Contador

Hanna, the last word a guy wants a girl to describe him with is 'sweet.'

— Caleb Rivers (Tyler Blackburn), Pretty Little Liars, Season 3: Kingdom of the Blind

How do you break up two blind guys fighting? Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"

— ck_9900, How do you break up two blind guys fighting?

The first guy through the wall always gets bloody. Always

— Aaron Sorkin, Moneyball (2011)

I saw the girl i had sex with on Halloween yesterday, I don't know why she was still dressed up as a guy though...

— ARSONAL_215, I saw the girl i had sex with on Halloween yesterday

I don't come up with this stuff, I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest the guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.

— Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office, Season 2: Sexual Harassment

You let him get away with as much bad behavior as he wants because you’re too afraid to call him out on it and risk losing him.

— Sabrina Alexis, Everything You Need To Know If You Want Love That Lasts