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“[receiving their uniforms] Tad: Death shrouds. [flips one around] Danny O’Shea: They’ve got your names on the back. Jake Berman: So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies. Mike Hammersmith: What’s that cheerleader doing with a helmet on? Kevin O’Shea: That’s no cheerleader, that’s my niece B…”
— James Ferguson, Robert Shallcross, Tommy Swerdlow, Michael Goldberg, Danny O'Shea, Rick Moranis, imdb.com
“Agent Jake Harper: Hi. I, I, um...I need a credit card, please. And, and some I.D., please. Kevin Copeland: [‘Brittany’ takes ‘her’ I.D. out of ‘her’ handbag and realizes it has Kevin’s information and photo on. ‘She’ quickly thinks and acts offended] Credit card? I.D.? I’m so freakin’ pissed! First…”
— Keenen Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Andrew McElfresh, Xavier Cook, Michael Anthony Snowden, Kevin Copeland, Shawn Wayans, imdb.com
“Now listen to me, my tough little friend. I don't know from under what stone you crawled, or where you get these ridiculous ideas about me, but it seems painfully obvious you haven't the slightest fucking idea who you're dealing with. Now, my advice to you is crawl back to your little stone in Detro…”
— Danilo Bach, Daniel Petrie Jr., Victor Maitland, Paul Reiser, imdb.com