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I have regular woman panties where the string goes up my crack. I have tits. I do sex. I'm carvin' my own path.

— Judy Gemstone (Edi Patterson), The Righteous Gemstones, Season 1: And Yet One of You is a Devil

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You know, I think when you have it hard in high school, you turn out to be, like, a way more interesting adult.

— Andre (Jason Mitchell), Forever, Season 1: Andre and Sarah

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But, you know, I'm the one with the uterus, and I've gotta be the grown-up here, and for what?

— Jen Harding (Christina Applegate), Dead to Me, Season 1: I Can't Go Back

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Mom, he's like eight years old. I'm not a little kid anymore. My childhood died on July 18, 2003. The day Kobe Bean Bryant was charged with sexual assault.

— Steve Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 2: Stan of Arabia (1)

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So much of being a grown up is making sure you know where a good public restroom is.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

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I am an adult, but a damaged one.

— S. J. Watson, Before I Go to Sleep

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I don't think I can call myself an adult until I figure out how to use bleach in the laundry.

— Anna Kendrick, Twitter

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Now I’m all grown-up. I can eat things from the minibar.

— Jennifer Lawrence, Glamour

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He’s a grown-up. A guy who spends his day reading comic books, playing video games and eating Hungry Man entrees hasn’t quite learned the art of being a grown-up. Maybe he’s looking for that future wife to whip him into shape, but do you want to take on that responsibility? Take a look at the little things. Does he have a pet and/or plant that he’s able to keep alive? Does he do his own laundry? Does he drink something other than beer in a can?

— Kara Pound, How to Know He Is Boyfriend Material

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I have regular woman panties where the string goes up my crack. I have tits. I do sex. I'm carvin' my own path.

— Judy Gemstone (Edi Patterson), The Righteous Gemstones, Season 1: And Yet One of You is a Devil

You know, I think when you have it hard in high school, you turn out to be, like, a way more interesting adult.

— Andre (Jason Mitchell), Forever, Season 1: Andre and Sarah

But, you know, I'm the one with the uterus, and I've gotta be the grown-up here, and for what?

— Jen Harding (Christina Applegate), Dead to Me, Season 1: I Can't Go Back

Mom, he's like eight years old. I'm not a little kid anymore. My childhood died on July 18, 2003. The day Kobe Bean Bryant was charged with sexual assault.

— Steve Smith (voice), American Dad!, Season 2: Stan of Arabia (1)

So much of being a grown up is making sure you know where a good public restroom is.

— Josh Peck, via twitter.com

I am an adult, but a damaged one.

— S. J. Watson, Before I Go to Sleep

I don't think I can call myself an adult until I figure out how to use bleach in the laundry.

— Anna Kendrick, Twitter

Now I’m all grown-up. I can eat things from the minibar.

— Jennifer Lawrence, Glamour

— Kara Pound, How to Know He Is Boyfriend Material