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Josh Peck Quotes

Total quotes: 31
“Sunday's are for Football and remembering how much you hate your job.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Football, Work, Sunday
“Being in love is cool but have you ever eaten your leftovers in the car before you got home?”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Love, Leftovers, food
“Dating is cool and all but have you ever spent your Saturday night alone thinking about your wedding hashtag.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Single, wedding, Dating
“Whelp it's Friday, time to feel pressure to do something tonight and then disappointment when I don't.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Weekends, Disappointed, Friday
“You might not think I'm cute now but talk to me after 4 vodkas 2 plates of nachos and lack of a ride home.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Relationships, Dating, vodka
“Falling in love is cool, but have you ever finished a whole pizza by yourself and then wondered what was for dessert?”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Love, Pizza, dessert
“Dinner dates are cool because even if the date sucks you got to eat dinner.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Dating, Dinner, food
“Being successful is cool, but have you ever decided not to make Macaroni and Cheese because it's too many steps?”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Success, Lazy, food
“Being in a relationship is cool and all but have you ever decided to hang out with your Mom instead of your friends?”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: mother, Parents, Friends
“Can't wait to convince myself to go out tonight and then wish I was in a human blanket burrito on the couch the whole time.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: plans, Night Out, Regrets
“The best remedy to waking up early is two shots of Espresso and a new life.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: mornings, Coffee, Waking Up
“Rainy days are the perfect time to snuggle up and watch my life go down the drain.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Rain, Snuggling, Downhill
“Cuddling is fun until you feel like your overheating and you're pretty sure you're in a loving headlock.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: cuddling, Snuggling, Overheated
“Sunday is for Football and Family. And by that I mean, overeating and online shopping.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Weekends, Sunday, Shopping, eating
“That moment when you realize that hummus is only healthy when you don't eat it with an entire bag of pita chips.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Hummus, Health, food
“Wake up: Today, anything is possible
10AM: Is it too early to eat lunch?
2-5PM: Checks Social Media obsessively
6PM: Tomorrow will be better”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: plans, schedule, Lazy
“Being in a relationship is cool but have you ever ordered food all weekend and not left the house?”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: food, Relationships, Dating
“Am I hungry because I hate myself, or do I hate myself because I'm hungry?”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Hungry, food, Self-hatred
“I'm not super attractive but I have a Netflix account, strong Wifi and love take out.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Attractive, Neflix, Wifi
“I like the way you check your phone while I'm talking to you, wanna date?”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Dating, Texting, phones
“I need a vacation from myself.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: vacation, Self-hatred, humor
“How do I look? Lie to me.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Lies, beauty, looks
“If I start working out now, I'll be ready for summer... 2018.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Summer, Working Out, Exercise
“Saturday night is the Universes way of figuring out who sucks.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Saturday, Weekends, Alone
“You make me want to be a better person and I'm already awesome.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Better Person, Self-improvement, Awesome, H4D-11
“My life is like a reality show without the camera crew.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Reality TV, Shows, Television
“Has anyone seen my self respect?”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Self-Respect, Respect, Self-Love
“My unborn kids are already embarrassed of me.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: kids, Children, embarrassed
“Apparently, real life started and no one told me.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Real Life, Reality, Adulting
“You seem like you're ready to settle, wanna date?”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: Settling, Dating, Relationships
“Take a breath and remember your Mom thinks you're the Sh*t.”
— Josh Peck
Tagged: mother, Parents, compliments
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