Quotes tagged ‘adult’

“Abbie Hoffman: I don't carry money, do you? David Dellinger: I do. I'm a grown man.”

— Aaron Sorkin, David Dellinger, John Carroll Lynch, imdb.com

“I am a grown-ass woman, and sometimes I want to make bad decisions, so let me.”

— Paula Pell, Mary Wagner, Mary Sohn, imdb.com

“The most adult thing you can do is failing in what you really care about.”

— Samantha McIntyre, Gladys, Joan Cusack, imdb.com

“Christopher Robert: I'm not a child anymore. I'm an adult with responsibilities. Winnie the Pooh: Well, that doesn't sound like fun!”

— Tom McCarthy, Alex Ross Perry, Allison Schroeder, Greg Brooker, Mark Steven Johnson, Christopher Robin, Ewan McGregor, imdb.com

“You know, I realize that as an adult not everyone shares my view of the world, and with an issue as hot as gun control I'm prepared to accept a lot of different points of view as being perfectly valid, but we can all get together on the grenade launcher, right?”

— Aaron Sorkin, Lawrence O'Donnell, Patrick Caddell, Josh Lyman, Bradley Whitford, imdb.com

“I’m an adult and I’m responsible. Let’s go get some candy.”

— Ilana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson, Abbi Abrams, Abbi Jacobson, imdb.com

“I don't need or want or give a shit about your money. It can't scream at me anymore because I am an adult. Okay? So there we go. It's settled. We are done.”

— Jill Soloway, Ali Pfefferman, Gaby Hoffmann, imdb.com

“Mom, he's like eight years old. I'm not a little kid anymore. My childhood died on July 18, 2003. The day Kobe Bean Bryant was charged with sexual assault.”

— Nahnatchka Khan, Steve Smith (voice), Scott Grimes, imdb.com

“Greg: A dude just left your apartment! You took some guy home from our date and slept with him? What is wrong with you? I don't understand! Rebecca: No, see that's it, you don't understand. Like, I'm not... I'm not an adult! Like, what we were doing back at the taco festival, like being like all adu…”

— Erin Ehrlich, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com

“Apparently being an adult means googling phone numbers that call you rather than answering them.”

— Tim Bolton, twitter.com

“George: You’ve got to apologize. Jerry: Why? George: Because it’s the mature and adult thing to do. Jerry: How does that affect me?”

— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Darin Henry, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“There is no one more fascinating – no one more alive with the possibilities of life, no one more curious to learn from an adult or mentor who will spend some time with her. For energy…for spontaneity…for a sense of the full range of human emotion, there’s nothing like having a teenage girl in your l…”

— Melinda Gates, gatesfoundation.org

“You’re trying to find things to argue over. Because we can never just be adult and look at each other and go, “Hey, you know what? Hey, come here. Come here for a second. Um, we’re fuckin’ over, aren’t we? All right you go that way, I’ll go this way. It was good times!” Nah, instead you’re like, "Le…”

— Dane Cook, youtube.com

“What happens to your eyesight when you have kids? You get adult super vision.”

— Wal-Flower, reddit.com

“That’s the worst of growing up, and I’m beginning to realize it. The things you wanted so much when you were a child don’t seem half so wonderful to you when you get them.”

— L. M. Montgomery, amazon.com

“The only time you truly become an adult is when you finally forgive your parents for being just as flawed as everyone else.”

— Douglas Kennedy, amazon.com

“I can't believe I'm an adult.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

“So much of being a grown up is making sure you know where a good public restroom is.”

— Josh Peck, twitter.com

“I am an adult, but a damaged one.”

— S. J. Watson, amazon.com

“He’s a grown-up. A guy who spends his day reading comic books, playing video games and eating Hungry Man entrees hasn’t quite learned the art of being a grown-up. Maybe he’s looking for that future wife to whip him into shape, but do you want to take on that responsibility? Take a look at the little…”

— Kara Pound, datingadvice.com