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The Righteous Gemstones

(33 total)

The story of a world-famous televangelist family with a history of deviance, greed and, yes, charitable work, all in the name of Jesus.

Seasons

Season 1 (30)Season 2 (3)

Characters

Danny McBride (45)Jesse Gemstone (13)Chris Pappas (8)John Carcieri (8)Kevin Barnett (8)Edi Patterson (7)Jeff Fradley (6)Judy Gemstone (6)John Goodman (4)Adam DeVine (4)

When people see you do something bad it's hard for them to see you any other way.

— Chad Handley, C. Cooley Walters, Danny McBride, Jesse Gemstone, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Reputation Bad

If you're gonna be a preacher, you gotta be able to talk about anything, all right? Even if it makes us uncomfortable. When we stop doing that... People burn in hell.

— Chad Handley, Danny McBride, C. Cooley Walters, Jesse Gemstone, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Preacher Uncomfortable talk

God is speaking to us in these waves. This is his miracle.

— Danny McBride, Chad Handley, C. Cooley Walters, Amber Gemstone, Cassidy Freeman, imdb.com

Waves Miracle

You made your choice. And you broke my fuckin' heart.

— Danny McBride, Kevin Barnett, Chris Pappas, Scotty, Scott MacArthur, imdb.com

Choice Heartbroken heart Break My Heart

Doesn't matter. I love my bi son.

— Danny McBride, Kevin Barnett, Chris Pappas, Jesse Gemstone, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Love love is love Bi

You see, a foe can plan your destruction, but only a loved one can break your heart.

— Danny McBride, Kevin Barnett, Chris Pappas, Jesse Gemstone, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Foe Destruction heart loved one

I have regular woman panties where the string goes up my crack. I have tits. I do sex. I'm carvin' my own path.

— Danny McBride, Kevin Barnett, Chris Pappas, Judy Gemstone, Edi Patterson, imdb.com

Woman Womanhood thong grown up

'Cause you know what they say: you can't gobble the pie if you didn't help bake it.

— Danny McBride, Kevin Barnett, Chris Pappas, Judy Gemstone, Edi Patterson, imdb.com

Extended Metaphor Example Pie bake Gobble

Yes, bitch, I heard you. I'm pretending like I didn't.

— Danny McBride, Kevin Barnett, Chris Pappas, Baby Billy Freeman, Walton Goggins, imdb.com

Ignore Pretend Rude Sassy

I was stubborn and I see how I've hurt you.

— Danny McBride, Kevin Barnett, Chris Pappas, Eli Gemstone, John Goodman, imdb.com

stubborn hurt Recognition

That's the Gemstone way right there.

— Danny McBride, Kevin Barnett, Chris Pappas, Jesse Gemstone, Danny McBride, imdb.com

Gemstone way Family

I'm gonna move to Malibu Beach, shave my pussy, learn to surf.

— Grant DeKernion, Edi Patterson, Danny McBride, Judy Gemstone, Edi Patterson, imdb.com

Malibu Beach Move Surf

Better hope that you can hang onto that woman forever. Because when she's gone, it all goes with her.

— Danny McBride, John Carcieri, Jeff Fradley, Baby Billy Freeman, Walton Goggins, imdb.com

hang on to Forever Gone Loss

You just go through life being a shithead.

— Danny McBride, John Carcieri, Jeff Fradley, Eli Gemstone, John Goodman, imdb.com

Life Diss upset

Just hope God sends down some chicken McDonald's from the heavens?

— Danny McBride, John Carcieri, Jeff Fradley, Eli Gemstone, John Goodman, imdb.com

McDonald's chicken Heaven

Hold on to your dick.

— Danny McBride, John Carcieri, Jeff Fradley, Scotty, Scott MacArthur, imdb.com

Hold On Warning

You sparkle without him. Know that.

— Danny McBride, John Carcieri, Jeff Fradley, Kelvin Gemstone, Adam DeVine, imdb.com

Sparkle Relationships Single Advice

I'll sit down with her, bad girl to bad girl.

— Danny McBride, John Carcieri, Jeff Fradley, Judy Gemstone, Edi Patterson, imdb.com

bad girl talk Communicate

Because of one son's actions, now the other son is a total asshole.

— Danny McBride, John Carcieri, Jesse Gemstone, Danny McBride, imdb.com

actions Son upset Diss

I ain't no charity, I'm a commodity.

— John Carcieri, Danny McBride, Baby Billy Freeman, Walton Goggins, imdb.com

charity commodity Ego

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