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That shit was not easy. You’d think one woman takes charge of the peen and the other commands the balls, but that honestly just leads to bumping heads. A lot. And while you may think it’s hot for both of you to lick up the sides, it’s still just licking a penis, which is really not that much fun for anyone. Except him, I guess. It was time to get the show on the road.”
I woke up with the sun. They were still there. We stank like three used gym socks left under the bed. I reached for my phone and took a selfie of us lying together. Our time in tangled paradise was up.”
We did everything we said we were going to do: I fucked my girlfriend while she went down on the other girl, the girls gave each other orgasms, and I got that two-woman blowjob I’d been fantasizing about.”
She immediately stops her boyfriend and goes down on me. Like, damn, I just made my buddy get angry at me. He's looking at me with the meanest look on his face. I just sit there and she just doesn't stop until I tell her to. After that, it was a pretty awkward session, surprisingly, my dick was in her vagina most of the time. I guess she enjoyed it. After the sex was over, my buddy wanted me to leave because I stole his thunder. I understood, and off I went home.”
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