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Quotes tagged “bowl”

“Bridgette: I would like a ball.

Augusto: A ball, uh?

Bridgette: A ball, like Khloe Kardashian, a ball.

Augusto: You mean a bowl?

Bridgette: That's what I said, a bowla.

Augusto: That doesn't seem very you.”
— Bridgette Bird, SMILF, Season 1: Mark's Lunch & Two Cups of Coffee
Tagged: Ball, bowl, Khloe Kardashian
“You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I've always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk!" That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream.”
— Daniel Tosh, Wikiquote.org: Daniel Tosh
Tagged: Eat, Toilet, eating, Lactose, intolerant, cereal, milk, bowl, Digestion

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