“Bridgette: I would like a ball. Augusto: A ball, uh? Bridgette: A ball, like Khloe Kardashian, a ball. Augusto: You mean a bowl? Bridgette: That's what I said, a bowla. Augusto: That doesn't seem very you.”— Frankie Shaw, Bridgette Bird, Frankie Shaw, imdb.com
“You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I've always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk!" That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream.”— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org