“You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I've always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk!" That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream.”— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org
“Resentment and anger are bad for your blood pressure and your digestion.”— Desmond Tutu, en.wikiquote.org
“A heart can no more be forced to love than a stomach can be forced to digest food by persuasion.”— Alfred Nobel, en.wikiquote.org