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Quotes tagged “Birds and Bees”
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby, too.
Wednesday: They had sex.”
Mrs. Cartman: Sure, Hun.
Cartman: You know how my friend Stan has, like, a dad?
Mrs. Cartman: Uh-huh.
Cartman: And my friend Kyle has a dad and my friend Kenny has a dad?
Mrs. Cartman: Yes?
Mrs. Cartman: Well, what's your question, Hun?
Cartman: Goddamn it, do I have a dad?!
Mrs. Cartman: Oh!
Cartman: I want to know where I came from.
Mrs. Cartman: Oh. Hmm. Well, you see, Eric, sometimes when a man and a woman are attracted to each other, they want to be close to each other.
Mrs. Cartman: And sometimes the man puts his hoo-hoo dilly in the woman's cha-cha.
Cartman: So who put his hoo-hoo dilly in your cha-cha?”
Linda: You all came from my vagina.”
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