Quotes tagged ‘Euphemisms’

“Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: The male erection? Pitchin’ a tent, sportin’ a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on... Miss Davis: That’s good... Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack’s magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroo…”

— W. Peter Iliff, Jonathan 'Mox' Moxon, James Van Der Beek, imdb.com

“Say, honey: How ‘bout after this, we go someplace and I put my peepee in your teepee?”

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Will Patch, Will Forte, imdb.com

“I'm in the waste management business. Everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up. It's a stereotype, and it's offensive.”

— James Manos, Jr., David Chase, Tony Soprano, James Gandolfini, imdb.com

“Cartman: Mom, can I ask you a question? Mrs. Cartman: Sure, Hun. Cartman: You know how my friend Stan has, like, a dad? Mrs. Cartman: Uh-huh. Cartman: And my friend Kyle has a dad and my friend Kenny has a dad? Mrs. Cartman: Yes? [long pause] Mrs. Cartman: Well, what's your question, Hun? Cartman: G…”

— David A. Goodman, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Laverne: A Society gentleman would only go out with you for one reason - to have a good time, a few laughs, and a little vo-dee-oh-doh-doh. Shirley: I don't vo-dee-oh-doh-doh! Laverne: You vo-dee-oh-doh-doh. Shirley: I don't vo-dee-oh-doh-doh! Laverne: You vo-dee-OH... Shirley: Once, and I was going…”

— Bob Brunner, Laverne De Fazio, Penny Marshall, imdb.com