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Bus Driver: I call it a bus.
Winifred Sanderson: A bus. And its purpose?
Bus Driver: To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most...[cracks his knuckle] Forbidden desires.
Winifred Sanderson: [laughs] Well, fancy! We desire children.
Bus Driver: Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don't think there's gonna be a problem.”
Tony Soprano: What do you mean?
Paulie Walnuts: They have both male and female sex organs. That’s why somebody you don’t trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?
Tony Soprano: Don’t you think that expression would’ve come from the Adam and Eve story? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple?
Paulie Walnuts: Hey, snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T.”
Mrs. Cartman: Sure, Hun.
Cartman: You know how my friend Stan has, like, a dad?
Mrs. Cartman: Uh-huh.
Cartman: And my friend Kyle has a dad and my friend Kenny has a dad?
Mrs. Cartman: Yes?
Mrs. Cartman: Well, what's your question, Hun?
Cartman: Goddamn it, do I have a dad?!
Mrs. Cartman: Oh!
Cartman: I want to know where I came from.
Mrs. Cartman: Oh. Hmm. Well, you see, Eric, sometimes when a man and a woman are attracted to each other, they want to be close to each other.
Mrs. Cartman: And sometimes the man puts his hoo-hoo dilly in the woman's cha-cha.
Cartman: So who put his hoo-hoo dilly in your cha-cha?”
[The pig is heard squealing loudly]
Stan: Ah, sick!
Chef: Hmm, now I know how all those white women must have felt.”
Linda: You all came from my vagina.”
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