“Cartman: Mom, can I ask you a question? Mrs. Cartman: Sure, Hun. Cartman: You know how my friend Stan has, like, a dad? Mrs. Cartman: Uh-huh. Cartman: And my friend Kyle has a dad and my friend Kenny has a dad? Mrs. Cartman: Yes? [long pause] Mrs. Cartman: Well, what's your question, Hun? Cartman: G…”— David A. Goodman, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com