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Her: It's a toe cramp
M: But I'm covered in some kind of clear blood
H: That's sweat
M: Tell my story”
Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE!
Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me.”
42yo me (worldly, sophisticated): I just ate a wheel of cheese”
JESUS: cool. flood or plague?
GOD: [watching The Apprentice] oh I've something way worse in mind..”
Me: Yeah, so?
Him: There's one small piece left.
Me: And if you touch it, I'll stab you.”
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