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Tiffany: Old enough to have a marriage end and not wind up in a mental hospital.”
Guillermo Kahlo: A short memory.
Frida Kahlo: Why did you get married?
Guillermo Kahlo: I can't remember.”
Muriel: It was an admirer who offered me an endless field of flowers and his eternal love.
Eustace: Oh. Have you seen my screwdriver?”
Robert: We're not characters in some trashy movie. This is real life. We're in a real marriage.”
Dizzy: Just your mother? I mean, okay, I’m the guy. I want to tell her about the wedding and the baby, but what? Four times I’ve stood there looking at her, and looking at her looking at me, and then she starts turning into Queen Kong and I start feeling like a bug she’s going to crush.”
Henry: Doug, did you win the Mr. Hawaiian contest?
Doug: I didn't know there wath gonna be a urine tethst.
Lucy: [to Henry] Did we have sex? [Marlin and Doug look at Henry]
Henry: No, we didn't. Just so everyone knows. [Marlin and Doug turn away] We want to! [Marlin and Doug look again] Just kidding.”
Lisa Schwartz: He doesn’t even know her name!
Punam Patel: Does she have any say in this marriage? He married her right away. Like, did she want to be married? What was she running away from? Why was she there? Doesn’t matter, because someone wants to marry her and that’s the only thing that could ever matter in her whole life.
Lisa Schwartz: That’s like everyone in my high school.
Punam Patel: Yeah.
Lisa Schwartz: I hate this story.
Punam Patel: Me too. Well, happily ever after.”
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