Jodie: She’s just my mother, she’s not gonna bite you.

Dizzy: Just your mother? I mean, okay, I’m the guy. I want to tell her about the wedding and the baby, but what? Four times I’ve stood there looking at her, and looking at her looking at me, and then she starts turning into Queen Kong and I start feeling like a bug she’s going to crush.”

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