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Naomi: Yes, I did.
Max: Will you marry me?”
Harry: Maybe you can shoot mine when I get my trophy wife.
Debbie: Dude, I am your trophy wife.”
Eric: Those are all normal feelings and reactions.
Matt: Not for Mom. She's been so calm about everything, and I just sat there while that piece of junk took all our stuff.
Eric: What do you think you should have done?
Matt: I don't know. Something. Anything but just sitting there and letting some guy rip off Mom's wedding ring.
Eric: You can't blame yourself. Whatever you did, it was perfect. It was perfect because it got you and Mom home safely. And it was just a ring. It wasn't our marriage.”
Jake: Let me get straight to the point. I heard that you and my wife are having an affair.
Eric: Yeah, I've heard those stories, but I don't believe any of them.”
Maude: Weren't you a little hard on him?
Ned: Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me.”
Jimmy: Oh, and you marrying Caleb, I think in psychology that's called shameless gold-digging.”
Kirsten: Yeah, that was the idea. When we had our wedding.
Hailey: No, I mean... deeply, deeply married.”
Vanessa Baxter: What?
Mike Baxter: Honey, married 30 years, we're in the home stretch. You might as well know, I actually like Chinese food. I just, you know, don't like watching you eat it.
Vanessa Baxter: Wow, I have been going without since '87.”
Ghost: Tasha, what the fuck are you doing?
Tasha: 'I'm so glad Mrs. St. Patrick enjoyed her massage at Eden Rock!' Maybe she's the reason you were too late to hit your target.”
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