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“Bobby: Why'd you send him outside?

Sheriff Mills: Because I didn't think you'd want him in here.

Bobby: I don't. I've got a body in the basement.

Sheriff Mills: My point.

Bobby: Yeah, but I've got another body buried in the yard.”
— Bobby Singer, Supernatural, Season 6: Weekend at Bobby's
Tagged: Cadavers, Bodies
“Three scuzzy bars, one scuzzy strip joint, a chili dog joint, seven or eight nightcaps, and now Scotches in the library. I'm getting cirrhosis just watching this.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: All Dogs Go to Heaven
Tagged: Scuzzy, bars, Strip Clubs, Chili Dogs, Cirrhosis, Debauchery, Decadence
“Crime Scene Tech: What are the feds doing here?

Sam: Oh, we're specialists. They call us in to answer the questions of mouth-breathing dick monkeys.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: All Dogs Go to Heaven
Tagged: Feds, Dick Monkeys
“Sam: A dentist drilled a guy to death.

Dean: You mean the non-sexy kind of drilling, right?”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: You Can't Handle the Truth
Tagged: Drilling, Double Entendres, Dentists
“These aren't vampires, man. These...these are douchebags.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: Live Free or Twihard
Tagged: Vampires, Douchebags
“Sam: Were you racing me?

Dean: No. I was kicking your ass.

Sam: Very mature.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: The Third Man
Tagged: Racing, mature, Kicking Ass
“A wrestling match inside your noggin. I like the idea. Just you and me, one round, no tricks. You win, you jump in the hole. I win...well, then I win. What do you say, Sam? A fiddle of gold against your soul says I'm better than you.”
— Lucifer, Supernatural, Season 5: Swan Song
Tagged: Wrestling, mind games
“We didn't lie. We just avoided certain truths to manipulate you.”
— Zachariah, Supernatural, Season 5: Point of No Return
Tagged: lying, manipulation
“Some ground rules: No slaughtering each other. Curb your wrath. Oh, and, uh, keep your hands off the local virgins, we're trying to keep a low profile here.”
— Baldur, Supernatural, Season 5: Hammer of the Gods
Tagged: Virgins, Wrath, Ground Rules
“No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90 percent of your personality.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: 99 Problems
Tagged: Drinking, Gambling, Premarital Sex, Vices
“Mary: Why does an angel want me dead?


Dean: [uncomfortably] 'Cause they're dicks.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: The Song Remains the Same
Tagged: Angels, Dicks
“Sam: Dad said they always had the perfect marriage.


Dean: It wasn't perfect until after she died.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: Dark Side of the Moon
Tagged: Marriage, Rose-Colored Glasses
“She was the love of my life; how many times do I gotta kill her?”
— Bobby Singer, Supernatural, Season 5: Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Tagged: zombies, Love
“Rebel a little bit...in a healthy, non-satanic way.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: Swap Meat
Tagged: Rebellion, healthy, Satanic
“What exactly am I living for? The damn apocalypse?! Watching men die bloody while I sit in this chair, can't take a step to help them. No, no, It's the facts. I'm old, and broke down, and I can't….I ain't a hunter no more. I'm useless. And if I wasn't such a coward I'd have stuck a gun in my mouth the day I got home from the hospital.”
— Bobby Singer, Supernatural, Season 5: The Curious Case of Dean Winchester
Tagged: Apocalypse, Cowardice, Suicide, Despair
“Lucifer is the father of our race. Our creator. Your God may be a deadbeat, but mine...mine walks the earth.”
— Meg Masters, Supernatural, Season 5: Abandon All Hope...
Tagged: Lucifer, God, Deadbeat
“Well, you sure look lovely tonight. Especially for a dead chick.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: The Real Ghostbusters
Tagged: Morbid, Irony, Necrophilia
“Ellen Piccolo: You're brilliant, you know that. And a coward. You're a brilliant coward.

Gabriel: You do not know my family. What you guys call the apocalypse, I used to call Sunday dinner!”
— Dr. Ellen Piccolo, Supernatural, Season 5: Changing Channels
Tagged: Brilliant, coward, Apocalypse
“Dean: We're humans. And when humans want something, really, really bad...we lie.


Castiel: Why?



Dean: Because. That's how you become president.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 5: Free to Be You and Me
Tagged: lying, Prevarication, humans, President
“I'm hapless, I'm hopeless, I mean, why the hell not bury myself in women and decadence? Right? It's the end, baby! That's what decadence is for. Why not bang a few gongs before the lights go out?”
— Castiel, Supernatural, Season 5: The End
Tagged: Decadence, Hapless, hopeless, Carpe Diem
“Castiel: This is a den of iniquity. I should not be here.


Dean: Dude, you full-on rebelled against heaven. Iniquity is one of the perks!”
— Jeremy Carver, Supernatural, Season 5: Free to Be You and Me
Tagged: Iniquity, Rebellion, Perks
“I'm sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself. My head hurts.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: The Monster at the End of this Book
Tagged: Singularity, Self-Referential, Laundromat
“Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but you willingly signed up to be the angels' bitch? I'm sorry. You prefer 'sucker'?”
— Bobby Singer, Supernatural, Season 4: When the Levee Breaks
Tagged: Angels, Bitch, submissive, Sucker
“Dean: You're not gonna try to kill me, are you?

Sam: No.

Dean: Good. 'Cause that would be awkward.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 1: Asylum
Tagged: Murder, awkward
“Sam: Go to Hell.

Alastair: Oh, if only I could. But they just keep sending me back up to this Arctic craphole.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Death Takes a Holiday
Tagged: Hell, Arctic, Disappointment
“Haven't you ever been in a relationship where you really loved somebody and still kinda wanted to bash their head in?”
— Dr. Cara Roberts, Supernatural, Season 4: Sex and Violence
Tagged: Relationships, Ambivalence, Domestic Violence
“Mr. Benson: Her name was...Jasmine.

Sam: She was a stripper?

Dean: Dude, her name was Jasmine.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Sex and Violence
Tagged: Strippers, Jasmine, Stripper Names
“Well the problem with the snake is that it has a thousand heads. Evil bitches just keep piling out of the Volkswagen.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Criss Angel Is A Douchebag
Tagged: Snakes, Evil, Volkswagen
“Pamela: Tell me something, geniuses. Even if you do break into the Veil and you find the Reaper, how you going to save it?


Dean: With style and class.”
— Jeremy Carver, Supernatural, Season 4: Death Takes a Holiday
Tagged: style, Class, Grim Reaper
“Boy, three bedrooms, two baths, and one homicide. This place is gonna sell like hotcakes.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 4: Family Remains
Tagged: Homicide, Home Sales
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