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Devon: I didn’t think it was that big a deal.
Dr. Lee: [hands some sheet music to Devon] Play that.
Dr. Lee: That’s the music for next week’s game and you can’t read it. And as far as I’m concerned, that’s a very big deal.
[compiles some paper and puts it back in his drawer]
Dr. Lee: I’m enrolling you in an applied percussion course.
Devon: But that gives me five classes!
Dr. Lee: Damn right it gives you five classes, it oughta be ten. Especially if you plan on getting back on the line anytime soon.
Devon: What do you mean, ‘get back on the line’?
Dr. Lee: I mean now, you’re a P4. If you cannot read music, you cannot be on my field.
Devon: But you can’t take me off the line; I’m the best drummer you’ve got! And can’t no class teach me how to do me?
Dr. Lee: Excuse me?
Devon: Doing me is what got me down here in the first place.
Dr. Lee: No, lying...is what got you down here. And if you don’t have the honor and discipline to learn your craft, then quite frankly Devon, you don’t deserve to be here.”
Aziraphale: Oh, it's new cologne. My barber suggested it.
Crowley: Not you. I know what you smell like. The Hell Hound has found its master.
Aziraphale: Are you sure?
Crowley: I felt it. Would I lie to you?
Aziraphale: Well, obviously. You're a demon. That's what you do.
Crowley: No, I'm not lying. The boy, whoever he is, has the dog. He's named it. It's done. He's coming into his power. We're doomed.
Aziraphale: Well, then... welcome to the end times.”
Maximus: To wish me well before I leave for home.
Lucilla: You’re lying, I could always tell when you were lying because you were never any good at it.
Maximus: I never acquired your comfort with it.
Lucilla: True, but then you never had to, life is more simple for a soldier. Or do you think me heartless?
Maximus: I think you have a talent for survival.”
Pat: I was trying to be romantic.”
Everett Backstrom: Absolutely not!
Dr. Deb Chaman: When a patient says "Absolutely not!", he's absolutely lying.
Everett Backstrom: If you Hindus are so smart, how come 98 percent of you live at the dump?”
Gert: What happened?
Stacey: You wouldn't understand.
Gert: Really? Just like I wouldn't understand you were lying about the hedgehog?”
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