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Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman

Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman is an American soap opera parody that aired in daily syndication from January 1976 to May 1977. The series was produced by Norman Lear, directed by Joan Darling and Jim Drake, and starred Louise Lasser. The series writers were G...

Number Of Seasons:2
Created By:Ann Marcus, Daniel Gregory Browne, Jerry Adelman, Gail Parent, Norman Lear
Last Air Date:1977-03-10
First Air Date:1976-01-05
Status:Ended
Genres:Drama, Soap, Comedy
User Score (votes):7 / 10 (2)
DirectorJim Drake
DirectorJoan Darling
ProducerNorman Lear

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Ann Marcus, Jerry Adelman, Mary Kay Place
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Mary Hartman: [On the phone] Grandpa Larkin's at the police station?

Sgt. Foley: Yes, he is.

Mary Hartman: Is he all right?

Sgt. Foley: Well, not exactly.

Mary Hartman: Is he hurt? I mean, what did he have, an accident?

Sgt. Foley: No, he's not hurt. And I'm afraid what happened to him was not an accident.

Mary Hartman: I don't know what you mean.

Sgt. Foley: I'm afraid he did it deliberately. That's why he was arrested.

Mary Hartman: What was he arrested for?

Sgt. Foley: Indecent exposure.

Mary Hartman: [puzzled] Indecent exposure?

Sgt. Foley: That's right. I'm afraid, Miss Hartman, that your grandfather is the Fernwood Flasher.

Mary Hartman: [to Sergeant Foley, stunned] Listen. Uh, um...I can't talk now. I'm on the phone.

— Mary Hartman (Louise Lasser), Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Season 1: Episode 001

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