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Xiomara: Maybe you don't tell them you're a pregnant virgin.
Jane: The nuns or the high schoolers?
Charlie Haggers: Oh, honey, we had an accident, hit a station wagon full of nuns.
Loretta Haggers: A station wagon full of nuns? Is that a sin?
Charlie Haggers: Well, baby, if you're Catholic, but we're not Catholic.
Loretta Haggers: Oh, good. I mean, you know, under the circumstances and everything, no offense to the Catholics.”
Sol: Wow, you're more Jewish than I am.
Robert: Well, we Catholics know our way around guilt, too.”
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