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“Al: Your best shot is freezing the brain until all electrical activity has ceased.

Sam: That's called death.

Al: I never said it would be easy.”
— Admiral Albert "Al" Calavicci, Quantum Leap, Season 1: Genesis
Tagged: Murder, brain freeze, NBC Shows
“ I must have gone further into orbit than I thought.”
— Tony Nelson, I Dream of Jeannie, Season 1: The Lady in the Bottle
Tagged: Kissing, NBC Shows
“Benton: Do you know how to start an IV?

Carter: Uh, actually, no.

Benton: I thought you were third year.

Carter: I am, but all I've done is dermatology and psychiatry.

Benton: The well-dressed specialties, huh?”
— Michael Crichton, ER, Season 1: 24 Hours
Tagged: IV, Medical Students, Dermatology, Psychiatry, NBC Shows
“Camille: You got nice eyes...for a cop. [She then blows cigarette smoke in Joe's face]

Joe: And I bet your mother had a loud bark.”
— Joe Friday, Dragnet, Season 1: The Hammer
Tagged: Cops, disrespect, NBC Shows
“Derek: You still looking at that stupid picture?

Ricky: You call this picture stupid once more, and your tooth fairy's gonna need a wheelbarrow!

Derek: Come off it, creep-face! You told me you were gonna go live with your father and you'd never have to come back here again. Well you're here, just like I told ya... He probably took one look at you and threw you out, just like your mother did.

Ricky: You know, Derek, now I see why all your gerbils commit suicide!”
— Ricky, Silver Spoons, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: tooth fairy, gerbils, Suicide, NBC Shows
“ Dr. Craig. Napoleon had nothing on that guy. Every time I just think of him, I get my palms sweaty.”
— Dr. Victor Ehrlich, St. Elsewhere, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Napoleon, Sweaty Palms, NBC Shows
“Philip: [meeting the boys for the first time] Welcome, Gentlemen!

Willis: [confused, looking behind them] You talking to US?

Philip: Of course.

Arnold: How 'bout that, Willis? Downtown two minutes and already we're gentlemen.”
— Willis Jackson, Diff'rent Strokes, Season 1: Movin' In
Tagged: Gentlemen, downtown, NBC Shows
“I dunno. Sometimes the guy overdoes a role. Sometimes he doesn't know when to back off. Weird things happen to him. Ya gotta be there. He can't see 'em comin' and once they're there he can't stop them.”
— Officer Jon Baker, CHiPs, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: overdoing it, Unstoppable, NBC Shows
“Joe: It never fails, every time I fly, I come back a little surer there's a God.

Lowell: I go down to the dump and shoot rats.”
— Lowell, Wings, Season 1: Legacy
Tagged: God, Shooting Rats, NBC Shows
“I'm not going to have that woman beating me over the head with my own son!”
— Ben Cartwright, Bonanza, Season 1: The Julia Bulette Story
Tagged: Woman, Domineering, NBC Shows
“No 99, the real credit belongs to these toys. After all, we had at our disposal every fiendish and destructive plaything ever devised for the pleasure of little children. Those poor devils, all they had were real guns and bullets.”
— Maxwell Smart, Get Smart, Season 1: Our Man in Toyland
Tagged: Toys, Guns, bullets, NBC Shows
“The thought that that is so many people’s work lives which will be the disproportionate percentage of how they live their lives breaks my heart. If I can get one person to be like, ‘Fuck, he’s right, like what the hell am I doing here?” Please do not waste the next five, ten, fifteen, twenty, thirty years of your life and allocate thirty, forty, fifty, sixty percent of your time to something that you cheer to end each and every week. If you genuinely celebrate Friday, you need to rethink your entire fucking game.”
— Gary Vaynerchuk
Tagged: Fridays, Weekend, Wage Slaves, Internet, softball, Video Games, Shit
“Listen—I lived twelve years of this and definitely at least nine. I just don’t understand why people relegate into losing mentality just thinking they can’t. You can’t because you want to be on the bowling team or softball and play video games. That’s why you can’t. There’s plenty of time to get shit done.”
— Gary Vaynerchuk
Tagged: Fridays, Weekend, Wage Slaves, Internet, softball, Video Games, Shit
“So many of you are hungry for short-term gains, like maximizing the job that paid you $3,000 more but it’s not as fun but you want that $3,000. For what? For what? For a new iPhone? For what? You get to live life one time. I’m talking about if you genuinely dislike what you do so much that you beg for Friday.”
— Gary Vaynerchuk
Tagged: Fridays, Weekend, Wage Slaves, Internet
“Sunday night I’m like chomping. I’m like a fighter before a fight like in the dressing room, like I can’t, like I try to go to sleep early on Sunday ‘cause I can’t wait for Monday ‘cause I get to put my jersey on. This is not your grandpappy’s life. We have the internet. You can make shit happen. You can build businesses or side hustles, take less money, and, like, live a little more humbly to set up your next fifty years.”
— Gary Vaynerchuk
Tagged: Fridays, Weekend, Wage Slaves, Internet
“It breaks my heart. my friends live like they know they get the weekend like Monday morning’s the worst. To live your life where you live Friday night, Saturday and Sunday and despise Monday through Thursday or Friday morning is devastating to me because you’re wasting too much of your life, like 50% of your entire life is predicated on what you do—it’s just a huge percentage of one’s life and I’m trying to put pressure on the conversation to say if you love Friday that much then you really need to look at Monday through Thursday and see if you can do something about it.”
— Gary Vaynerchuk
Tagged: Fridays, Weekend, Wage Slaves
“I’m blown away by people celebrating the end of the week like the weekend is your escape from the week, like your weekend is your reality.”
— Gary Vaynerchuk
Tagged: Fridays, Weekend, Wage Slaves
“Interviewer: Why do you hate Fridays so much?

Gary Vaynerchuk: Because I hate people that live their lives for the weekend.”
— Gary Vaynerchuk
Tagged: Fridays, Weekend, Wage Slaves
“To many Netflixers, the culture, at its worst, can also be ruthless, demoralizing and transparent to the point of dysfunctional.”
— Joe Flint, Shalini Ramachandran, At Netflix, Radical Transparency and Blunt Firings Unsettle the Ranks
Tagged: Netflix Work Culture, Media Cliff Notes
“Kids need to understand what diversity means, and books can do that in a lovely way. Diversity isn’t just about skin color; it can be about disability, gender and so many other things, so I think children’s books are a great way to approach the topic in an age-appropriate way”
— Maria Dismondy, What Do I Tell My Kids About That Racist Relative?
Tagged: racism, Diversity, Children
“Do I expect too much when I assume that if a creative entity is prized, successful, capable of persisting by any account, it should go on? It is inevitable, of course, that a television show will end (Law & Order is the exception, not the rule), but when a store or a digital media property voluntarily closes, is that a sign of surrender or power?”
— Leandra Medine, What the End of ‘Broad City’ Says About the Trend of Quitting While Ahead
Tagged: Entertainment, TV Shows
“When life deals us cards,
make everything taste like it is salt.
Then you come through like the sweetener you are
to bring the bitter taste to a halt.”
— Ariana Grande, sweetener
Tagged: Slant Rhyme, Slant Rhyme Examples
“If your therapist is doing their job, then they’re providing you with a space in which you’re comfortable being vulnerable — maybe that’s a circumstance you associate with feeling loved.”
— Kate Bratskeir, What To Do If You're Attracted To Your Therapist
Tagged: therapy, Therapist
“Don't need permission
made my decision to test my limits.
Cause it's my business, God as my witness,
start what I finished.”
— Ariana Grande, Dangerous Woman
Tagged: Slant Rhyme, Slant Rhyme Examples
“There's no remedy
for memory,
your face is like a melody,
it won't leave my head.”
— Lana Del Rey, Dark Paradise
Tagged: Slant Rhyme, Slant Rhyme Examples
“Baby put on heart-shaped sunglasses
cause we gonna take a ride.
I'm not gonna listen to what the past says
I've been waiting up all night.”
— Lana Del Rey, Diet Mountain Dew
Tagged: Slant Rhyme, Slant Rhyme Examples
“The hard part always seems to last forever.
Sometimes I forget that we aren't together.”
— Khalid, Saved
Tagged: Slant Rhyme, Slant Rhyme Examples
“I've been through the worst,
but I never knew how much our love could hurt.”
— Khalid, Shot Down
Tagged: Slant Rhyme, Slant Rhyme Examples
“I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.
She loved me sometimes, 
and I loved her too.”
— Pablo Neruda, Tonight I Can Write The Saddest Lines Poem
Tagged: Repetition, Repetition Examples
“Maybe I'm amazed at the way you pulled me out of time,
you hung me on the line.
Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you.”
— Paul McCartney, Maybe I'm Amazed
Tagged: Repetition, Repetition Examples

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