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U.S. District Judge Donald Molloy issued a preliminary injunction, saying SB 419 'oversteps state power and infringes on the constitutional rights of users,' according to court documents obtained by NBC News.”
Harry: You know Dan, that's a funny story. It was the mayor's last day in office and it was a Sunday and my name was at the bottom of the list of a 1,000 candidates. So they start calling folks starting at the top of the list. You see it's Sunday and no one's home. So they keep calling down the list, name by name. No one answers. Finally they get down to the bottom of the list and voila.
Lana: You mean you were appointed a judge because…
Harry: I was home.”
Judge Hawthorne: Why do they need to see the car?
Marguerite Cisneros: I don’t know, they need to see the car.
Judge Hawthorne: They want to see the car?
Marguerite Cisneros: Yes!
Judge Hawthorne: I don’t understand that. Why would they want to see it? They have pictures of the car.
Marguerite Cisneros: I know they have pictures.
Judge Hawthorne: It’s a truck. What is there to see? Truck. Red. End of story.
Marguerite Cisneros: I know it’s truck, I know it’s red. That’s very understood.”
Peralta: But could it be gently nudged into hyper speed?
Judge Mindel: I take it you're the toddler.”
Jake: Oh, what judge were you talking to?
Holt: That was my mother.”
So I shot him. Problem solved, the judge gave me 20 years.”
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