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Harry: You know Dan, that's a funny story. It was the mayor's last day in office and it was a Sunday and my name was at the bottom of the list of a 1,000 candidates. So they start calling folks starting at the top of the list. You see it's Sunday and no one's home. So they keep calling down the list, name by name. No one answers. Finally they get down to the bottom of the list and voila.
Lana: You mean you were appointed a judge because…
Harry: I was home.”
Sam: That's called death.
Al: I never said it would be easy.”
Carter: Uh, actually, no.
Benton: I thought you were third year.
Carter: I am, but all I've done is dermatology and psychiatry.
Benton: The well-dressed specialties, huh?”
Joe: And I bet your mother had a loud bark.”
Ricky: You call this picture stupid once more, and your tooth fairy's gonna need a wheelbarrow!
Derek: Come off it, creep-face! You told me you were gonna go live with your father and you'd never have to come back here again. Well you're here, just like I told ya... He probably took one look at you and threw you out, just like your mother did.
Ricky: You know, Derek, now I see why all your gerbils commit suicide!”
Willis: [confused, looking behind them] You talking to US?
Philip: Of course.
Arnold: How 'bout that, Willis? Downtown two minutes and already we're gentlemen.”
Lowell: I go down to the dump and shoot rats.”
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