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Office Space

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Office Space

Three office workers strike back at their evil employers by hatching a hapless attempt to embezzle money.

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Genres:Comedy, Crime

Directed By:  Mike Judge

Director Of Photography:  Tim Suhrstedt

Casting:  Nancy Klopper

Production Design:  Edward T. McAvoy

Screenplay:  Mike Judge

Produced By:  Daniel Rappaport, Michael Rotenberg

Executive Producer:  Guy Riedel

Original Music Composer:  John Frizzell

Editor:  David Rennie

Art Direction:  Adele Plauche

Costume Design:  Melinda Eshelman

Stunts:  Eric Norris, Don Pike, Gary Pike

Stunt Coordinator:  Rob King

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Joanna: So, where do you work, Peter?

Peter Gibbons: Initech.

Joanna: Ini—yeah, what do you do there?

Peter Gibbons: I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch.

Joanna: What's that?

Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.

Joanna: You're just not gonna go?

Peter Gibbons: Yeah.

Joanna: Won't you get fired?

Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.

Joanna: So you're gonna quit?

Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh, I'm just gonna stop going.

Joanna: When did you decide all that?

Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.

Joanna: Oh, really? About an hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?

Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.

Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...

Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.

Joanna: Well, so what do you wanna do?

Peter Gibbons: I wanna take you out to dinner, and then I wanna go back to my apartment and watch Kung Fu. Do you ever watch Kung Fu?

Joanna: [surprised] I love Kung Fu.

Peter Gibbons: Channel 39.

Joanna: Totally.

Peter Gibbons: You should come over and watch Kung Fu tonight.

Joanna: Okay, Okay, can we order lunch first? Okay?