“Peter Gibbons: It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die—Michael, we don't have a lot of time o…”— Mike Judge, Peter Gibbons, Ron Livingston, imdb.com
“Hey, nice shoes. What, you wear sandals to work? It's always nice to walk into a room and get the aroma of feet. That's real conducive to the work atmosphere. I'm sure your coworkers really appreciate it. 'Hey, let's go eat in Toby's office. Great idea! We can check on her bunions!'”— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com