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Drop Dead Fred Quotes

“Oh, great. Now I’m stuck between two complete utter girls.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Utter Girls
“I don’t love you because love is for girls and girls are disgusting.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Love, Girls, Girls Are Disgusting
“I am a loner, a crazy, wide-eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the three-headed megabeast, but on the way I caught cornflakes disease.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Loner, crazy, wide-eyed, cornflakes, Venus
“Fred: [pulls Elizabeth toward the stairs] Come on!

Elizabeth: Where are we going?

Fred: Playtime!

[slides down the bannister]

Fred: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[he slaps straight into the newel post at the bottom]

Elizabeth: [in pain] Ahhh! Oooooh! WHO PUT THAT THERE?”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: playtime, Slapstick
“Look, you’ve got you now. You don’t need me.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: You Do You, Self-Reliance
“Just kiss me, and say Drop Dead Fred...now.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: kiss me, say my name
“You see when something’s not working right, the best thing to do is tear it apart to make it better.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Bad Advice, cruel to be kind
“It takes more than a fire truck to stop Drop Dead Fred.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: fire truck, Drop Dead Fred
“Hello, snotface. Yuck what happened to you? You’re all older, you’re even uglier! Look, I’m sorry but I’m going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Snotface, puke, older, uglier
“Fred: [Looking up Polly’s skirt] Wow.

[Looks at Elizabeth and points up]

Fred: Cobwebs.”
— Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Cobwebs, celibacy
“Fred: [sitting inside the refrigerator...about Charles] Snotface, he’s the wrong man for you.

Elizabeth: I don’t want to hear it.

Fred: You’re not happy.

[Elizabeth closes the fridge door]

Elizabeth: Yes, I am.

Fred: [crawling from underneath a counter] Well, if you’re so happy, then why I am still here, hmm?

Elizabeth: I can fix that.

[she pulls out the pills]

Fred: Oh no, don’t do that. No, please, don’t do that. Do—

[Elizabeth takes the pill, he doubles over in pain. While grinding pepper, Elizabeth sneezes and sends Fred bouncing against the walls]”
— Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Pills, grinding pepper, Happy
“Charles: Does this Fred play rough?

Elizabeth: Only with me.

Charles: Jesus.”
— Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Playing Rough, rough sex, jesus
“Elizabeth: [to Polly] I’m not afraid of you!

Fred: Finally, the magic words!”
— Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Magic words, Afraid
“Elizabeth: Go away.

Fred: Go away? Why do you want me to go away? Fine! Say the magic words and I’ll piss off.

Elizabeth: Piss off!

Fred: Ha! I lied—those weren’t the magic words.

Polly: What did you say?

Fred: She told you to piss off.”
— Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Piss Off, Magic words, Go Away
“Fred: Boo!

Elizabeth: Ahhh!

Fred: Hello, Snotface! Yuck! What happened to you? Look at you. You’re all older. You’re even uglier. Uch. I’m sorry. I’m gonna have to be sick all over you immediately. Lie down.

[Pushes Elizabeth down on the bed]

Fred: Hang on. Where’s all the dolls?

Elizabeth: [Whispers] Drop Dead Fred.

Fred: Where is the dolls?

[Throws dolls at Elizabeth]

Fred: I wanna play with the—ah-HA! The dolls! Hello, Jemima. Hello, Angelec.

[Makes the dolls say ‘Hello.’]

Fred: You’re gonna die!

[Screams and hits Jemima’s head against the door. Bites off Angelec’s head. Throws dolls]

Fred: Mr. Pooh!

[Makes Mr. Pooh say ‘Hello.’]

Fred: You die, too!

[Makes Mr. Pooh say ‘No no no.’]

Fred: Yes yes yes.

[Screams and rips Mr. Pooh’s stuffing out while throwing the stuffing at Elizabeth]

Fred: [Makes Mr. Pooh scream ‘No! My intestines. Not my intestines!’]

[Spits on Mr. Pooh]

Elizabeth: [Whispers] I must be dreaming.”
— Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: when they say the title in the movie, Anthropomorphism, Snotface, Dolls, Jemima
“Fred: Well, why don’t we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back?

Elizabeth: Harpoon him through the head. That won’t work, Fred.

Fred: Why not? How many times have you tried it?”
— Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: harpoon, Head, trepanation, Hammer
“Fred: I can’t believe we left the party so soon. And there was so much wine to spit around the place.

Elizabeth: I got upset.

Fred: ‘I got upset.’ God, you’re so stupid. You never leave a party ‘til the very very end.

Elizabeth: Oh, really?

Fred: Yeah, really.

Elizabeth: Well, what about Cinderella? Remember what happened with her?

Fred: No I don’t remember what happened with her. I deliberately forgot all about her. She made me puke. I remember the ugly stepsisters; they were great.”
— Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: ugly, puke, party, Wine
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