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Eddie Valiant: Not prostate, you idiot, PROBATE!”
Elizabeth: I don’t want to hear it.
Fred: You’re not happy.
[Elizabeth closes the fridge door]
Elizabeth: Yes, I am.
Fred: [crawling from underneath a counter] Well, if you’re so happy, then why I am still here, hmm?
Elizabeth: I can fix that.
[she pulls out the pills]
Fred: Oh no, don’t do that. No, please, don’t do that. Do—
[Elizabeth takes the pill, he doubles over in pain. While grinding pepper, Elizabeth sneezes and sends Fred bouncing against the walls]”
Grace: My Angels.”
His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back he handed her some diet pills.
Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Can you help him?”
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