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Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“Elizabeth: [to Polly] I’m not afraid of you!

Fred: Finally, the magic words!”
— Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Magic words, Afraid
“Charles: Does this Fred play rough?

Elizabeth: Only with me.

Charles: Jesus.”
— Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Playing Rough, rough sex, jesus
“Fred: Well, why don’t we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back?

Elizabeth: Harpoon him through the head. That won’t work, Fred.

Fred: Why not? How many times have you tried it?”
— Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: harpoon, Head, trepanation, Hammer
“Fred: Well, why don’t we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back?

Elizabeth: Harpoon him through the head. That won’t work, Fred.

Fred: Why not? How many times have you tried it?”
— Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: harpoon, Head, trepanation, Hammer
“Elizabeth: Go away.

Fred: Go away? Why do you want me to go away? Fine! Say the magic words and I’ll piss off.

Elizabeth: Piss off!

Fred: Ha! I lied—those weren’t the magic words.

Polly: What did you say?

Fred: She told you to piss off.”
— Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Piss Off, Magic words, Go Away
“Fred: I can’t believe we left the party so soon. And there was so much wine to spit around the place.

Elizabeth: I got upset.

Fred: ‘I got upset.’ God, you’re so stupid. You never leave a party ‘til the very very end.

Elizabeth: Oh, really?

Fred: Yeah, really.

Elizabeth: Well, what about Cinderella? Remember what happened with her?

Fred: No I don’t remember what happened with her. I deliberately forgot all about her. She made me puke. I remember the ugly stepsisters; they were great.”
— Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: ugly, puke, party, Wine
“Fred: Boo!

Elizabeth: Ahhh!

Fred: Hello, Snotface! Yuck! What happened to you? Look at you. You’re all older. You’re even uglier. Uch. I’m sorry. I’m gonna have to be sick all over you immediately. Lie down.

[Pushes Elizabeth down on the bed]

Fred: Hang on. Where’s all the dolls?

Elizabeth: [Whispers] Drop Dead Fred.

Fred: Where is the dolls?

[Throws dolls at Elizabeth]

Fred: I wanna play with the—ah-HA! The dolls! Hello, Jemima. Hello, Angelec.

[Makes the dolls say ‘Hello.’]

Fred: You’re gonna die!

[Screams and hits Jemima’s head against the door. Bites off Angelec’s head. Throws dolls]

Fred: Mr. Pooh!

[Makes Mr. Pooh say ‘Hello.’]

Fred: You die, too!

[Makes Mr. Pooh say ‘No no no.’]

Fred: Yes yes yes.

[Screams and rips Mr. Pooh’s stuffing out while throwing the stuffing at Elizabeth]

Fred: [Makes Mr. Pooh scream ‘No! My intestines. Not my intestines!’]

[Spits on Mr. Pooh]

Elizabeth: [Whispers] I must be dreaming.”
— Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: when they say the title in the movie, Anthropomorphism, Snotface, Dolls, Jemima
“Fred: [sitting inside the refrigerator...about Charles] Snotface, he’s the wrong man for you.

Elizabeth: I don’t want to hear it.

Fred: You’re not happy.

[Elizabeth closes the fridge door]

Elizabeth: Yes, I am.

Fred: [crawling from underneath a counter] Well, if you’re so happy, then why I am still here, hmm?

Elizabeth: I can fix that.

[she pulls out the pills]

Fred: Oh no, don’t do that. No, please, don’t do that. Do—

[Elizabeth takes the pill, he doubles over in pain. While grinding pepper, Elizabeth sneezes and sends Fred bouncing against the walls]”
— Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin, Drop Dead Fred
Tagged: Pills, grinding pepper, Happy
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