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Quotes tagged “Steak”

“[Chet is eating the last bite of the 96-ounce steak]

Roman: I think that just about does it.

Grill Chef: He's not done yet!

Roman: It might take him a moment for that last bite to go down, but it will go down!

Grill Chef: That ain't the last bite!

Roman: Well sure it is, there is nothing on that plate but gristle and fat! [the chef raises his eyebrows] No problem. If I can get a dessert down him, think you can throw in a couple of Paul Bunyan hats for the kids?”
— Roman Craig, The Great Outdoors
Tagged: Paul Bunyan, Steak
“If you’d like to subtly body-shame your pet, the menu also has a 'When I’m Dieting' section that includes Pan Roasted True North Salmon ($28) and a grilled chicken breast ($16); both entrees come with a side of steamed vegetables. For dessert, the restaurant offers a choice of sliced apples and heirloom carrots ($11) or a bowl of mixed berries ($14).”
— Jelisa Castrodale, This NYC Restaurant Is Really Out Here Selling $42 Steaks for Dogs
Tagged: Weird, Dogs, Steak, food, I Would Give My Dog A $50 Steak So Whatever
“You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? [Takes a bite of steak] Ignorance is bliss.”
— Morpheus, The Matrix
Tagged: Steak, Ignorance is bliss
“Jimmy: You know how long it's been since I had steak? I live with three vegetarians.

Sandy: You know how long it's been since we had beer in the house? I am so sick of chardonnay and merlot.”
— Sandy Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Outsider
Tagged: Steak, Vegetarian, Meat, food, Beer, Chardonnay, Merlot, Alcohol, wealthy, classy, joke, Complain
“Hank: [Presses his tongs into the steak cooking on the grill] Firm but with a little give. Yup, these are medium-rare.

Bobby: What if somebody wants theirs well-done?

Hank: We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.”
— Hank Hill, King of the Hill, Season 12: Raise the Steaks
Tagged: Steak, medium rare, well done
“Mary: He had his arm around her and everything was very cozy. Then he saw us, he pushed her away and started treating her like a stranger.

Rhoda: I know that feeling. I once had a date do that to me when I ordered steak.”
— Rhoda Morgenstern, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Season 2: Ted Over Heels
Tagged: Cozy, Stranger, Steak, Cheap
“We're not friends. We've never been friends. It's like talking to a steak.”
— Nicky, Animal Kingdom, Season 2: The Leopard
Tagged: Friends, Steak, Absurd
“Dave: Have you ever felt like the Big Mac wasn't big enough? Or the foot long wasn't feet long enough? Well, have no fear, ladies and gentlemen, and feast your eyes upon steaktanic! Two pounds of meat.

Max: Steaktanic.

Dave: One liter of garlic aeoli.

Max: Steaktanic.

Dave: A half a block of smoked Gouda. Three layers of lettuce ... iceberg, dead ahead.”
— Dave Rose, Happy Endings, Season 2: Lying Around
Tagged: Steak, food, Titanic, Hungry, big, Meal, Punny
“Let’s take a New York Strip. First of all, it’s got to come out of the fridge about 15-20 minutes before you cook it. Get it up to room temperature, then very carefully take your pulse [on your wrist]. The touchback—that texture is exactly how it should feel when medium-rare. Get the pan piping hot and don’t put any oil into it until that pan is smoking. Liberally season the meat, rub it with oil, and put that into the pan. Don’t oil the pan; just the marinated steak. Two and a half minutes each side, take it out and let it rest. And don’t cut it until it’s just started to cool down.”
— Gordon Ramsay, Chef Gordon Ramsay Likes Late-Night Baked Beans, Is Allergic to the Word 'Paleo'
Tagged: Steak, New York Strip, Cooking Instructions
“Don't become a vegetarian! It's a big missed-steak.”
— Bleached-Asshole, Don't become a vegetarian!
Tagged: Steak, Vegetarian
“Well, you know what they say, you don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Bizarro Jerry
Tagged: Sales, Advertising, Steak
“What do you call a cow that accidentally wanders into a slaughterhouse? A mis-steak.”
— elyas_machera, What do you call a cow that accidentally wanders into a slaughterhouse?
Tagged: Cow, acicident, wander, slaughterhouse, mistake, Steak
“I would tell a joke about steak...
But it's never well done.”
— CloudyLeo, I would tell a joke about steak...
Tagged: joke, Steak

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