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“Holidays make what is better even worse.”
— Ryan Atwood, The O.C., Season 1: The Best Chrismukkah Ever
Tagged: Holidays, Christmas
“Do you want to play Grand Theft Auto? It's pretty cool. You can like, steal cars and... not that that's cool. Or uncool. I don't know... um...”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: Premiere
Tagged: joke, Grand Theft Auto, Video Games, Pop Culture, awkward, steal, cool, Uncool
“Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 2: The SnO.C.
Tagged: underestimate, parent, Parents and Children, Son, Child, Witty, humor
“Seth: My friend Ryan, he's really cool, okay? He's very anti-establishment. He enjoys sunset walks on the beach, punching people, and not smiling.

Alex: And that's how you see me?

Seth: Yeah. Only with less smiling.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 2: The New Era
Tagged: Anti-Establishment, Sunset, beach, Punching, Violence, frowning, Grumpy, smiling, Witty
“Alex: That's sweet. It's pathetic but sweet.

Seth: Yeah, that's my niche. Pathetic and sweet.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 2: The New Kids on the Block
Tagged: sweet, pathetic, Niche, Cute, humor, Witty
“Summer: What do you want from me, Cohen?

Seth: I just want you.

Summer: No, you don't. You had me. You had me at Chrismukkah in a freakin' Wonder Woman costume and you chose Anna. You had me three months ago and you left.

Seth: I want to make that up to you.

Summer: It has nothing to do with me. It's about you. And it is always about you. What you need and what you want. You know, it seems you only want me when you can't have me. You like the chase, and that's all. So you know what? You can have it.”
— Summer Roberts, The O.C., Season 2: The Way We Were
Tagged: Want, Chrismukkah, Holidays, Wonder Woman, costume, Superhero, Left, Relationship, Dating, couple, Love, Chase, Fight, Selfish
“I have my secret recipe: takeout.”
— Kirsten Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Ties That Bind
Tagged: Recipe, food, Takeout, joke, Secret, humor, Cooking
“Marissa: I think we should spend this whole summer just being normal.

Ryan: We're not gonna hold Seth to that, are we?

Marissa: No. That would be impossible.”
— Marissa Cooper, The O.C., Season 1: The Ties That Bind
Tagged: Summer, normal, impossible, Snarky, Insult, Rude, humor
“What are we we do, man? I don't want to get thrown out of the hotel. I love the hotel. I wanna marry the hotel and have little gambling-addicted alcoholic kids with it.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Strip
Tagged: hotel, Bachelor Party, Vegas, Gambling, Addiction, kids, Witty
“Summer: You were in the comic book club?

Seth: Yeah. I was the president and only member.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Proposal
Tagged: Comic Books, Comics, President, pathetic, Sad
“Seth: So what's the GP, RA?

Ryan: I have no idea what you just said.

Seth: Game plan, Ryan Atwood.

Ryan: You're just using initials now?

Seth: Yeah. They save time.

Ryan: Well, not if you have to translate.

Seth: GP.

Ryan: Game Plan?

Seth: Good Point.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Nana
Tagged: Initials, Game Plan, Translate, Millennials, Witty, humor
“Summer: The other night, when we... had sex... you weren't the only virgin in the room.

Seth: There was someone else in the room? Like, filming us?

Summer: Me, jackass.”
— Summer Roberts, The O.C., Season 1: The Heartbreak
Tagged: Sex, virgin, Filming, Porn, Jackass, Snarky, Witty, humor
“Kirsten: She looks good. Her spirits are high.

Caleb: She's high?

Kirsten: No, her spirit. Her mood. She's up.

Caleb: So, she's on uppers?”
— Kirsten Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Links
Tagged: Sprits, high, Drugs, Uppers, Mood, Spirit, Pun, joke, humor, Misunderstanding
“Marissa: Have we become one of those couples?

Ryan: Who lose all their friends?

Marissa: And can't do anything without each other?

Ryan: I don't think so. You think so?

Marissa: I gotta go.

Ryan: Yeah. And I've got the...

Marissa: Walk me?

Ryan: I'll walk you.”
— Marissa Cooper, The O.C., Season 1: The Third Wheel
Tagged: couple, Relationship, Friends, Obsession, Love, humor
“Seth: How was the mall?

Ryan: Eh... Weird.

Seth: Yes. You've really painted a picture for me. I feel like I was there.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Best Chrismukkah Ever
Tagged: mall, Weird, picture, descriptive, Witty, humor, Snarky, sarcastic, Sarcasm
“Seth: So, what's it gonna be, huh? You want your menorah or a candy cane? Christmas or Hanukkah?

Ryan: Uh...

Seth: Don't worry about it, buddy, because in this house, you don't have to choose. Allow me to introduce you to a little something I like to call... Chrismukkah.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Best Chrismukkah Ever
Tagged: Christmas, hanukkah, Holidays, Christianity, Judaism, Menorah, Candy Cane, Chrismukkah, Witty
“Luke: Maybe I can just blow the whole thing off, go hit the beach, give everybody time to get it out of their systems.

Ryan: It doesn't work like that. It's been months and I'm still the kid from Chino that burned a house down.

Marissa: And I'm still the girl who tried to kill herself in Mexico.

Seth: And I'm still the... I'm still Seth Cohen.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Secret
Tagged: beach, Arson, Suicide Attempts, joke, Sassy, Snarky, humor
“Seth: Ryan, that's extremely minty of you. I didn't even know they had musicals in Chino. I didn't even know they had dancing, or... laughter.

Ryan: That's because no one who lived there is as funny as you.

Seth: So, we finally agree I'm the funny one. Well, look at that! Looks like we all learned some valuable lessons this Thanksgiving.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Homecoming
Tagged: Thanksgiving, Holidays, Witty, humor, Minty, Musicals, Dancing, Laughter, Funny, Sassy
“Do you know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving, which is a lot? I dream that I eat so much deliciousness that all the blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out right at the table. Please do not deny me that.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Homecoming
Tagged: Thanksgiving, food, Eat, Holidays, Delicious, Pass Out, Deny, humor, joke
“I do not like Seth Cohen. I mean, I can't like Seth Cohen. He's, like, Seth Cohen!”
— Summer Roberts, The O.C., Season 1: The Perfect Couple
Tagged: like, Love, couple, Relationships, Denial, Cute
“Seth: So when you lost your virginity, I was playing 'Magic: the Gathering.'

Ryan: You still play Magic.

Seth: Yeah, but not as much.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Perfect Couple
Tagged: Magic: The Gathering, Magic, Virginity, Sex, joke, Sassy
“Seth: Summer, can I walk you to class?

Summer: I can walk myself.

Seth: Great, then you can walk me, too.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Perfect Couple
Tagged: Walk, couple, flirty, Cute, humor, Feminist, Relationships
“Anna: Oh, so insulting him counts as conversation?

Seth: Oh, well. If it doesn't, we've never spoken.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Heights
Tagged: Insult, Insulting, Conversation, Speak, awkward, Snarky, Sassy, humor
“The master race has been perfected, Ryan, and they all go to our school.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Heights
Tagged: Master Race, Perfection, School, wealthy, Attractive, Snarky, joke
“Sandy: If you can't tell your dad, who can you tell?

Seth: Gee, I don't know. Ryan, Mom, that tree over there.

Sandy: You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

Seth: When are you leaving?”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Rescue
Tagged: Dad, Son, Family, Miss, Leave, Snarky, Sassy, Insult, Secret
“Seth: Not now, Mom. I'm studying naked.

Summer: Eww.

Seth: Summer?

Summer: What kind of family do you have, Cohen?

Seth: The kind where mothers and sons always wear clothing. Even in the shower.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Rescue
Tagged: Naked, studying, School, Mom, Son, Family, Clothes, shower, joke, awkward, humor
“Seth: What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico.

Ryan: What happens in Mexico?

Seth: I don't know, because it stays there. That's why we must go!”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Escape
Tagged: Mexico, Secret, travel, joke, Sassy, humor
“Gabrielle: Fifth grade? Okay, she needs to change that. She's known that guy since he's been eating paste.

Seth: I think he still does.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Girlfriend
Tagged: Fifth Grade, Elementary School, Paste, Dating, Boyfriend, Snarky, Sassy, Insult
“Seth: Is it twisted if I find my potential grandma really hot?

Ryan: Not when she looks like that.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Girlfriend
Tagged: Grandma, Twisted, Hot, Attractive, joke, Sassy, awkward
“Caleb: Seth! Ah... You're still not a football player.

Seth: Ha, no, but thank you.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Girlfriend
Tagged: Football, Insult, Thank You, Sassy, Snarky, Rude
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