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Roman Craig Quotes
Total quotes: 13
Roman Craig
character
Total quotes: 13
“Personally, I'd rather see a 46-inch bust singing ‘Burnin' Love.’”
Tagged:
Elvis Presley, Burnin' Love
“You wouldn't know a good time if it fell out of the sky and landed on your face and started to wiggle!”
Tagged:
Good Time
“I gotta go to the John, I'll be right back. Gonna introduce Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal Cake!”
Tagged:
Thick Dick, Urinal Cake
“[Chet is eating the last bite of the 96-ounce steak]
Roman: I think that just about does it.
Grill Chef: He's not done yet!
Roman: It might take him a moment for that last bite to go down, but it will go down!
Grill Chef: That ain't the last bite!
Roman: Well sure it is, there is nothing on that plate but gristle and fat! [the chef raises his eyebrows] No problem. If I can get a dessert down him, think you can throw in a couple of Paul Bunyan hats for the kids?”
Roman: I think that just about does it.
Grill Chef: He's not done yet!
Roman: It might take him a moment for that last bite to go down, but it will go down!
Grill Chef: That ain't the last bite!
Roman: Well sure it is, there is nothing on that plate but gristle and fat! [the chef raises his eyebrows] No problem. If I can get a dessert down him, think you can throw in a couple of Paul Bunyan hats for the kids?”
Tagged:
Paul Bunyan, Steak
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