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Quotes tagged “balls”

“My balls are about to shit.”
— Jay Bilzerian (voice), Big Mouth, My Furry Valentine: Girls Are Angry Too
Tagged: balls, dramatic
“You got my balls tingling, man.”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: Entourage
Tagged: Tingling, balls, Excited
“If I suck balls, you are king of Suck Balls Mountain!”
— Akhmal , Barry, Season 2: Past = Present x Future Over Yesterday
Tagged: suck, balls, Insult, Comeback
“I have a set of balls, thank you very much.”
— Da Gerry Quinn, Derry Girls, Series 1: Episode 5
Tagged: set, balls, Comeback
“There's never too many balls.”
— Alexander Rosenberg, Blown Away, Season 1: Body Parts
Tagged: balls, Number, Jokes
“Ballz to the wallz.”
— Herself - Host, Documentary Now!, Season 1: Dronez
Tagged: balls, Walls, crazy
“You gotta have two things to win. You gotta have brains and you gotta have balls. Now, you got too much of one and not enough of the other.”
— Fast Eddie Felson, The Color of Money
Tagged: Best Sports Movies, Brains, balls, Winning
“Paul Crewe: Nate, if you're thinking about winning this game, then you're as crazy as he is.

Nate Scarboro: Well, maybe so. But you spend fourteen years in this tank, you begin to understand that you've only got two things left they can't sweat out of you or beat out of you... Your balls. And you better hang onto them, because they're about the only thing you're gonna have when you get out of here.”
— Paul Crewe, The Longest Yard
Tagged: Prison Movies, balls
“Lord Varys: You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?

Tyrion Lannister: Because I have balls and you don't.”
— Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Season 8: Winterfell
Tagged: balls, eunuch
“You ever had your balls cut off you fucking ape?”
— Mountain Man, Deliverance
Tagged: balls, Castration, Fucking, Ape
“Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!”
— Alexander DeLarge, A Clockwork Orange
Tagged: yarbles, balls, poison, insults
“Admiral Roebuck: With all due respect, M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job.

M: Perhaps. But the advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time.”
— M, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: balls, toxic masculinity
“I push one button and 38 agents are here before you have time to scratch your worthless balls.”
— Bryan, Taken
Tagged: balls, pushing buttons
“[to Bond] If you think for one moment I don't have the balls to send a man out to die, your instincts are dead wrong. I have no compunction about sending you to your death. But, I won't do it on a whim. Even with your cavalier attitude towards life.”
— M, GoldenEye
Tagged: Death Threats, balls
“Frida Kahlo: I love a man with melones that are bigger than mine.

Diego Rivera: And I love a woman with cojones.”
— Frida Kahlo, Frida
Tagged: Melones, cojones, boobs, balls
“[to the audience] I know right? You're probably thinking, 'Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie'? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with 'Polverine.' [in an Australian accent] And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.”
— Deadpool, Deadpool
Tagged: Self-Referential, balls, wolverine, Australian Accent
“When it comes to food, guys work around the problem. For a guy not to eat his food, it’ll take more than a hair. For a guy not to eat his food, it’ll take multiple hairs attached to a pair of balls.”
— Rob, Real Rob, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: food, men v. women, Gross, balls
“My future isn't going to be determined by seven little white lotto balls. It's going to be determined by two big black balls.”
— Darryl Philbin, The Office, Season 8: Lotto
Tagged: balls, innuendo, Vulgar, humor, Inappropriate, Future
“[singing outside the Stop N Go]
I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls.”
— Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: teabagging, finger-banging, balls, asshole
“Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.

Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.”
— Derek Zoolander, Zoolander
Tagged: balls, Insult, Diss

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