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“Oh, to be so horny, but so unlovable. It's truly Shakespearean, darling.”
— Mona, Big Mouth, Season 6: The Parents Aren't Alright
Tagged: Unlovable, Horny, shakespeare, Poetic
“Andrew: Broken-home sex-freak gas-station whore.

Maury: Oh, that sounds like a Billy Joel lyric.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 6: The Parents Aren't Alright
Tagged: Lyric, Billy Joel
“Well, of course, sexism sucks, but it's really all a part of this whole crazy obsession you humans have with gender roles.”
— Montel, Big Mouth, Season 6: Asexual Healing
Tagged: Sexism, gender roles, Obsession
“I am scared and aroused, the chocolate and peanut butter of feelings.”
— Andrew Glouberman, Big Mouth, Season 6: Dadda Dia!
Tagged: Feelings, Scared, aroused, combination
“We just need to get through dinner, and then we can do the titty tango.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 6: Andrew's Gonna Touch A Boob Tonight
Tagged: Dinner, Date, tango
“It would have been totally within my rights to abandon or abort this kid or make it think I'm its aunt or something. But that's not what I want now.”
— Constance the Hormone Monstress , Big Mouth, Season 6: Rice Purity Test
Tagged: rights, Reproductive Health, Choice
“I came here to do two things. Eat some Pringles and get my body rocked.”
— Lola Skumpy, Big Mouth, Season 6: The Hookup House
Tagged: goal, Pringles, Body Rock
“Just 'cause you didn't like me back doesn't mean I get to hate you.”
— Nick Birch, Big Mouth, Season 5: Re-New Year's Eve
Tagged: emotions, Feelings, Crush, Unrequited Love
“Maury: You know, Rick once helped me out of a Costco. You can't find the exit in those places.

Rick: You just gotta look for the entrance. The entrance is the exit, man!”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 5: Re-New Year's Eve
Tagged: Costco, lost, Exit, entrance
“Oh, my God! I never tried ceviche, even though I told everyone I hated it!”
— Nick Birch, Big Mouth, Season 5: Sugarbush
Tagged: Ceviche, Hate, upset, Lies
“I mean, life shits all over you like you're a statute at a bird sanctuary.”
— Matthew MacDell, Big Mouth, Season 5: Sugarbush
Tagged: Life, Simile Examples, bird sanctuary
“Andrew, I gotta level with you, bud. You are out of shape. You struggle with stairs, and you have a hard time pouring milk. You're going to kill yourself.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 5: Sugarbush
Tagged: stairs, milk, unhealthy, Real Talk, Truth
“Sex should be a mutually pleasurable activity. ”
— Elliot Birch, Big Mouth, Season 5: Sugarbush
Tagged: Sex, Pleasure, Advice
“Bonnie: Okay. Did he or did he not use your credit card to buy a $100,000 baby Beanie Feldstein Beanie baby? 

Connie: That baby Beanie Baby was an investment, baby. 

Bonnie: Baby, between you and me, he shouldn't have bought that Beanie Beanie Baby.

Connie: Well, this is not the Jonah Hill I will die on.”
— Connie the Hormone Monstress , Big Mouth, Season 5: Sugarbush
Tagged: Beanie Feldstein, Jonah Hill, play on words, Beanie Baby
“Hey, don't talk directly to the audience. Who do you think you are? The Fleabag?”
— Marty Glouberman, Big Mouth, Season 5: A Very Big Mouth Christmas
Tagged: Fleabag, audience, reference
“Christmas is the perfect orgy of bright lights, dairy-based alcoholic beverages, and great deals at your local Honda dealership!”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 5: A Very Big Mouth Christmas
Tagged: Christmas, Drinks, Perfect, Honda
“Well, time is a flatbread pizza, so you do you, baby.”
— Rick the Hormone Monster , Big Mouth, Season 5: Thanksgiving
Tagged: Time, Metaphor Examples, Flatbread, Pizza
“Love doesn't back down, it doubles down.”
— Walter the Lovebug , Big Mouth, Season 5: The Green-Eyed Monster
Tagged: Love, dedicated, emotions, Feelings
“Ladies, women, girl bosses, let's take a step back and remember who the real enemy is. The boys!”
— Jessi Glaser, Big Mouth, Season 5: The Shane Lizard Rises
Tagged: Enemy, boys, Girls
“I mean, sure, normally I'd go home and jerk off, eat a giant page of Doritos, fall asleep on the floor, fart myself awake, and go down to dinner.”
— Andrew Glouberman, Big Mouth, Season 5: No Nut November
Tagged: doritos, Fart, Routine
“You're getting your hair pubed? ”
— Andrew Glouberman, Big Mouth, Season 4: The Funeral
Tagged: Questions, Perm, hair
“I'm actually grateful for a lot of things.”
— Jessi Glaser, Big Mouth, Season 4: Horrority House
Tagged: grateful, Gratitude
“You sing like a goddamn angel, and you got the heart of a champion.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 4: The Funeral
Tagged: angel, Singer, champion
“My whole body is tense, like Joe Biden is whispering a dirty joke in my ear.”
— Andrew Glouberman, Big Mouth, Season 4: The Funeral
Tagged: tense, Joe Biden, Dirty Joke
“Teach me the ways of your kingdom.”
— Jay Bilzerian, Big Mouth, Season 4: Four Stories About Hand Stuff
Tagged: Teach, Kingdom
“Jay: I'm going to lick the breakfast out of your molars.

Lola: Hope you like Lean Pocket Shrimp Vindaloo.”
— Lola, Big Mouth, Season 4: Cafetaria Girls
Tagged: make-out, kiss
“Clip-clop, I'm a little show pony.”
— Lola, Big Mouth, Season 4: Poop Madness
Tagged: Show-Pony, Horse
“I'm a person, not something to hide.”
— NATALIE, Big Mouth, Season 4: Poop Madness
Tagged: Person, Standards
“Read the tea leaves, honey!”
— Andrew Glouberman, Big Mouth, Season 4: Poop Madness
Tagged: Tea leaves, Sassy
“We hate camp. It stinks like trees. And the boy only likes to poop at home.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 4: The New Me
Tagged: camp, Trees, Stinks, summer camp
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