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“[Drugs] can ruin your whole life. If they don’t kill you, they can leave you in a trance for the rest of your life. Most fucking rappers rap about getting high and feeling great. But I talk about the good side and the bad side. Just to shed some light on the negative side.”
— Juice WRLD, Juice Wrld Interview: "the rap game is so muthafuc*in' soft right now"
Tagged: Drugs, Fucking, Rappers, Getting High
“Any other crazy bitch-ass fucking people here?”
— M. Night Shyamalan, The Visit
Tagged: crazy, bitch-ass, Fucking
“ Now, what he failed to mention, that these dolphins have got a sort of corkscrew pecker. A little, whippy, winding ranky-cank thing. It's true, kids. It's sort of like a corkscrew. And it's orgy season. So hopefully, we will get to see something, some real wild stuff. Everybody's fucking, they're really horny this time of the season.”
— Captain Wack, The Beach Bum
Tagged: Pecker, corkscrew, Orgy, Fucking, Horny
“Don't fuck with Captain Whack. You will get whacked for fucking with Captain Whack.”
— Captain Wack, The Beach Bum
Tagged: Fuck, Fucking
“I get all these things going, man, and they are all turning me on. And my wires are connecting upstairs and I start to hear music in my head. You know, and the world is reverberating back and forth and I hit the frequency and I start to dance to it. My fingers get moving, my head gets soupy, I'm spinning all over the fucking place, and the fucking words come out.”
— Moondog, The Beach Bum
Tagged: Fucking, dizzy, Dancing
“[to Miss Lippy] Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don’t like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn’t put posters up or anything; he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy’s gotta think ‘You got a pet. You got a responsibility.’ If your dog gets lost you don’t look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog.”
— Billy Madison, Billy Madison
Tagged: Little Boy, dog, Fucking, pet
“Lou Brown: [at a team meeting] Can I have your attention, please?

[picks up a bat and leans on it like a walking stick]

Lou Brown: I have something I think you all ought to know about. It seems that Mrs. Phelps doesn’t think too highly of our worth. She put this team together because she thought we’d be bad enough to finish dead last, knocking attendance down to the point where she could move the team to Miami...and get rid of all of us for better personnel.

Roger Dorn: Even me?

Lou Brown: Even you, Dorn.

Eddie Harris: What if we DON’T finish last?

Lou Brown: She’ll REPLACE you with somebody who WILL. After this season, you’ll be sent back to the minors or given your outright release.

Jake Taylor: [Jake stands up] Well, then I guess there’s only one thing left to do.

Roger Dorn: What’s that?

Jake Taylor: Win the whole fucking thing.

[long pause]

Willie Mays Hayes: [Willie stands up] Yeah.

Pedro Cerrano: [Pedro pounds his hand] YES!

[everyone talks among themselves]”
— Lou Brown, Major League
Tagged: Fucking, Minor Leagues
“[Willie Mays Hayes has just made a ‘basket catch’ to end the inning]

Nice catch, Hayes. Don’t ever fuckin’ do it again.”
— Lou Brown, Major League
Tagged: basket catch, Fucking, Warning
“[Rick thinks he’s been cut from the team]

Rick Vaughn: I got news for you, Mr. Brown—you haven’t heard the last of me. You may think I’m shit now, but someday you’re gonna be sorry you cut me. I’m gonna catch on somewhere else and every time that I pitch against you I’m gonna stick it up your fuckin’ ass!

[Throws baseball against locker]

Lou Brown: Good, I like that kind of spirit in a player. The only problem is I didn’t cut you.

Rick Vaughn: What?

Lou Brown: I think someone’s been having some fun with you.”
— Rick 'Wild Thing' Vaughn, Major League
Tagged: Shit, stick it up your ass, Fucking
“Johnny Utah: [while night surfing] I gotta be fucking crazy!

Bodhi: But are you crazy enough?”
— Johnny Utah, Point Break
Tagged: nightsurfing, Fucking, crazy, crazy enough
“Stevo: There were quite a few punks in the SLC back in '85, but there were equally as many posers. Posers were kids who would dress and act like punks but they did it for fashion. They were fools! They'd say shit like...

Poser: Anarchy in the U.K.!

Stevo: See what I mean? Posers. ‘Anarchy in the U.K.’ What the fuck's that? It was a Sex Pistols thing. That's where they were from, they were British! They were allowed to go on about anarchy in the U.K. but what does that mean to us in Utah, America? That's all you ever hear from these trendy fucks like

[in really bad British accent]

Stevo: ‘Did you hear the new Smiths album? It's fuckin' terriff'!’ Stupid posers walking around Utah saying ‘terriff'‘ with a stupid English twang.

[Grabs a poser with Union Jack patch]

Stevo: See what I mean? What's up with the England bullshit. Union Jack is a FAG! I used to know this girl who would only have sex with a guy if he had a stupid fuckin' accent. So these assholes... and there are plenty of assholes in this general area would get her drunk and then put on some stupid fuckin' accent and go to her and say [in really bad English accent] ‘Ello misstress! You fancy a shag?’ And there she'd be, fuckin knees in the sky. It was sad, it made me sad! Girl had no self-respect!”
— Stevo, SLC Punk
Tagged: Fucking, Self-Respect, fag, Homophobia, Union Jack, Anglophilia
“It's like fucking Jesus Christ took a shit and it landed right here, so you can be happy all you fucking want.”
— Stevo, SLC Punk
Tagged: Fucking, Jesus Christ, Shit
“See, to me, England was nothing more than a big fucking American state like North Dakota or Canada.”
— Stevo, SLC Punk
Tagged: Fucking, England, Canada, North Dakota
“Only posers die, you fucking idiot!”
— Stevo, SLC Punk
Tagged: posers, Fucking, Idiot
“[a few blacks cross the road on bicycles]

Slick: What the fuck, man? What the fuck? These fuckin' spooks just came out of nowhere!

Calogero 'C' Anello: Why don't you just leave em alone?

Slick: What the fuck is it with you and these niggers lately?

Calogero 'C' Anello: They ain't bothering nobody.

Slick: They're FUCKIN' bothering me!

Calogero 'C' Anello: They ain't bothering me.”
— Calogero "C" Anello (Age 17), A Bronx Tale
Tagged: blacks, spooks, N Word, racism, Fucking
“Lorenzo: [Coming to Calogero's defense against the angry gangsters] Calogero! Calogero! [to Sonny] What happened to my son?

Sonny: Drive your bus and get the fuck out of here!

Lorenzo: I'll get my fucking bus! [Tries to hit Sonny, but the gangsters grab him] You put your hands on me, I'll stick you in the fucking ground! [the gangsters punch Lorenzo in the stomach and knock him down]

Sonny: Next time find out what's going on before you open your mouth.”
— Lorenzo Anello, A Bronx Tale
Tagged: Fuck, Fucking, Father/Son
“Henry: What's that?

Experience: Geranium: aromatherapy for uplift and hormonal balance.

Henry: Do your hormones really need balancing?

Experience: Considering I've been attacked by genetically engineered monsters, jumped off a moving vehicle, been chased across a paddock, dragged into a torture chamber, pulled into a mountain of rotting flesh—yes, my hormones need fucking balancing.”
— Henry Oldfield, Black Sheep
Tagged: hormones, Fucking, Aromatherapy, torture chamber
“Experience: You're a tree.

Henry: I'm not a tree. I'm a fucking sheep!”
— Henry Oldfield, Black Sheep
Tagged: Tree, Fucking, Sheep
“In all the five boroughs, I'm known, forget about it, I'm known all over the fucking world, anybody asks about Lefty from Mulberry Street, you're pissing up the world fucking street my friend.”
— Benjamin 'Lefty' Ruggiero, Donnie Brasco
Tagged: New York City, Five Boroughs, Pissing, Fucking
“Donnie Brasco: [Lefty tends to the pigeon coops on the roof of his building. Donnie's alongside him] Did you know there used to be falcons in New York?

Lefty: They got everything in this fucking city.

Donnie Brasco: Peregrine falcons. They lived across the river.

Lefty: In Queens?

Donnie Brasco: In the Palisades.

Lefty: The Palisades is in Jersey, Donnie.

Donnie Brasco: I'm saying that's why there's so many pigeons now. The falcons used to hunt 'em and kill 'em off.

Lefty: I love these fuckin' pigeons. I'd die before I'd let anybody touch these pigeons.

Donnie Brasco: These falcons could read a newspaper from a mile up.

Lefty: A bird could read a newspaper?

Donnie Brasco: I'm saying their eyesight.”
— Donnie Brasco / Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone, Donnie Brasco
Tagged: Pigeons, falcons, New Jersey, Fucking

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