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“I love you and I've never pressured you to come out. Not for any of my premieres, not when I bought my house, but I didn't realize how big a night this is until a little while ago, and it's important to me that I share it with you. So I'll send a boat, I'll send a plane, I'll do whatever I have to do, but I want you by my side when I walk down that red carpet.”
— Vincent Chase, Entourage, Season 3: Aquamom
Tagged: Love, Red Carpet, Big Night, meaningful
“I'm worried about me. I mean, look at me, I've been lying to you guys like a fuckin' drug addict. I didn't oversleep, I didn't want to go, I never want to leave her side, not for five seconds. I've never been like this in my life, guys. And the truth of the matter is, I don't give a fuck about the movie anymore. I could live with Mandy in a one-bedroom in Chatsworth and I'd be happy. I mean it's nuts, but it's the truth.”
— Vincent Chase, Entourage, Season 2: Good Morning, Saigon
Tagged: Lies, simile metaphors, Nuts, crazy, Love, Truth
“Johnny: I remember I broke up with Stacy Laruzzo a week before Valentine's Day. I got back with her a week after. No chocolates, no roses...

Eric: No class.”
— Eric Murphy, Entourage, Season 2: Blue Balls Lagoon
Tagged: Breakups, gifts, valentine's day
“Ari: I'm amazing. You miss me? 

Emily: Like I miss head lice.”
— Emily, Entourage, Season 2: Neighbors
Tagged: Simile Examples, Head Lice, Miss you
“My legs are my livelihood.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: An Offer Refused
Tagged: legs, Career, Livelihood
“I would give my left arm to do a Cameron movie.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: An Offer Refused
Tagged: Arm, James Cameron, Movie
“Who are we without our integrity, right?”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 2: Aquamansion
Tagged: Integrity, Question
“Turtle: He cries in front of her, shows her he's sensitive... bang! He moves right in.

Johnyy: Yeah. His tears will basically act as a lubricant.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: Exodus
Tagged: Cried, Sensitive, Tears, Lubricant, Simile Examples
“One day you're lighting up in front of a dozen adults at a Bat Mitzvah, the next you're cruisin' Santa Monica Boulevard offering handjobs for a crack rock.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: The Bat Mitzvah
Tagged: Bat mitzvah, offer, Progression, Life
“Turtle: Me and Drama had a little incident.

Eric: What kind of incident?

Johnny: Don't fucking say it, man.

Vince: No no, say it.

Turtle: We accidentally crossed swords.”
— Turtle, Entourage, Season 2: The Sundance Kids
Tagged: Incident, Crossed Swords
“Now, why don't you get your hand off your dick and go call somebody.”
— Eric Murphy, Entourage, Season 2: An Offer Refused
Tagged: Sassy, Call, order
“It's not the money, it's the principle.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 2: The Boys Are Back in Town
Tagged: Money, Principle, Ethics
“Ari: This kid's got no patience. You know, in some countries they cut off your little elfin feet for disrupting the master's flow.

Eric: I'll shove my elfin foot up in your ass!”
— Eric Murphy, Entourage, Season 2: The Boys Are Back in Town
Tagged: Patience, cultures, Flow, Sassy
“Mrs Ari: I want three weeks in the south of France with the children.

Ari: Oh my God baby, of course you can go.

Mrs Ari: With you. And if you're not home by 2AM, I'm gonna be standing at the gate screaming 'Ari Gold, super agent, forgot his Viagra.'”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 2: Aquamansion
Tagged: Children, France, vacation, Viagra
“Ari: Chang Chung is the hottest director in Hong Kong. Tarantino has already decided he's the next guy he wants to steal from.


Vince: Cool. Guy must be good. Tarantino only steals from the best.”
— Vincent Chase, Entourage, Season 2: Chinatown
Tagged: Director, Tarantino, steal, best
“Aquaman, baby!! It is Spiderman... underwater. Boooom!”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 2: The Boys Are Back in Town
Tagged: Aquaman, spiderman, Acting
“Gary Busey: You are a gut maggot with no guts.

Ari: Geez, you're gonna spin off this planet. I love it!”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: Guts, Maggot, Insult, planet
“Vince: That's what good actors do, they listen. Right, Johnny?

Johnny: What?”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: Entourage
Tagged: Listening, actors, Response
“I know you. I know your strengths, I know your weaknesses.”
— Eric Murphy, Entourage, Season 1: New York
Tagged: Strengths, Weakness, Friendship
“My life is too good to be worried about shit like this.”
— Vincent Chase, Entourage, Season 1: New York
Tagged: Life is Good, worried
“Hey, blind dates are my forte.”
— Vincent Chase, Entourage, Season 1: The Scene
Tagged: Forte, blind dates, Dating, Confidence
“I'd take it in the ass on camera for an Oscar.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: The Scene
Tagged: Sex, Oscar, Fame, actor
“We're not here to make friends. We're here to make a movie.”
— Vincent Chase, Entourage, Season 1: The Scene
Tagged: Movie, Friends
“I'm the fucking game, pal.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: Game, Pal, End Game
“And what is emotional confusion, you ask? It's like running naked through a cornfield, backwards at midnight.”
— Gary Busey, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: Confusion, Emotional, Simile Examples, Runner, Naked
“All she wants to do is fuck.”
— Vincent Chase, Entourage, Season 1: The Script and the Sherpa
Tagged: Sex, activities
“Johnny: Break-up sex? Never heard of it.

Eric: Yeah, you know, you have sex and then that's it, you say goodbye.

Johnny: That's the only kind of sex I have.”
— Johnny "Drama" Chase, Entourage, Season 1: Talk Show
Tagged: Sex, breakup, Intimacy
“I don't want to be anyone's first and I don't want to be anyone's last.”
— Vincent Chase, Entourage, Season 1: The Review
Tagged: Sex, first, Last
“Fuck the fucking Mercedes, Vince. What are you a soccer mom? ”
— Turtle, Entourage, Season 1: The Review
Tagged: Sassy, Soccer Mom, Mercedes
“Good or bad, you can't let what these people say affect you.”
— Vincent Chase, Entourage, Season 1: The Review
Tagged: Good, Bad, impact, Staying grounded
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