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Ricky Ricardo Quotes
Spouse: | Lucy |
Total quotes: 14
Ricky Ricardo
characterSpouse: Lucy
Total quotes: 14
“Ricky Ricardo: Have you ever heard Lucy sing?
Fred Mertz: No.
Ricky Ricardo: Our fighting men have been through enough.”
Fred Mertz: No.
Ricky Ricardo: Our fighting men have been through enough.”
Tagged:
bad singer
“Ricky Ricardo: Now look, Lucy, we're not going to go over all this again. You cannot be in the show.
Lucy Ricardo: Give me one good reason.
Ricky Ricardo: You have no talent.
Lucy Ricardo: Give me another good reason.”
Lucy Ricardo: Give me one good reason.
Ricky Ricardo: You have no talent.
Lucy Ricardo: Give me another good reason.”
Tagged:
talent show, no talent
“Ricky Ricardo: For goodness' sakes don't tell Lucy, will you? If she knows the audition is tonight she'll be pestering the life out of me to get into the act. How am I gonna get rid of her for the day?
Fred Mertz: Well, you could lock her in the bathroom. If she stays in there as long as Ethel does she'll never even know the door's locked.”
Fred Mertz: Well, you could lock her in the bathroom. If she stays in there as long as Ethel does she'll never even know the door's locked.”
Tagged:
Bathroom Time, Pestering
“[Ricky and Lucy are doing a show together]
Ricky Ricardo: Hey, Lucy, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the theater.
Lucy Ricardo: What?
Ricky Ricardo: Some tramp comes up to me on the street and says he hadn't had a bite in three days.
Lucy Ricardo: What did you do, bite him?
[Audience laughs]”
Ricky Ricardo: Hey, Lucy, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the theater.
Lucy Ricardo: What?
Ricky Ricardo: Some tramp comes up to me on the street and says he hadn't had a bite in three days.
Lucy Ricardo: What did you do, bite him?
[Audience laughs]”
Tagged:
Standup Comedy
“Lucy Ricardo: Now really, Ricky, it's up to us to get Fred and Ethel back together again. Say you'll help me?
Ricky Ricardo: Well, it would be nice. And I guess after you've gone through all this trouble and this far, the cast is dead.
Lucy Ricardo: The cast is dead?
Ricky Ricardo: Yeah, you know...
Lucy Ricardo: Don't tell me, don't tell me—the die is cast?
Ricky Ricardo: That's what I said.”
Ricky Ricardo: Well, it would be nice. And I guess after you've gone through all this trouble and this far, the cast is dead.
Lucy Ricardo: The cast is dead?
Ricky Ricardo: Yeah, you know...
Lucy Ricardo: Don't tell me, don't tell me—the die is cast?
Ricky Ricardo: That's what I said.”
Tagged:
ESL, Die Is Cast
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