“Listen here, you gent, Columbus motherfucker. If you don't stay the fuck away... I don't know why I told you about this neighborhood because y'all take everything! Can we have anything?! Leave!”— Prentice Penny, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“[confessing to Lucy he didn't know the answers] All I know is Columbus discover' Ohio in 1776.”— Jess Oppenheimer, Ricky Ricardo, Desi Arnaz, imdb.com
“Go ahead and laugh. Just like they laughed at Columbus right before he discovered Ohio.”— Marc Sotkin, Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman, David L. Lander, imdb.com