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Matt Witten Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“So, my parents are, like, fighting all the time, and they want me to choose sides. But I can't, because they're both idiots.”
— Donna Pinciotti, That '70s Show, Season 1: The Good Son
Tagged: Parents, righting, choose sides, idiots
“Donna: Excuse me, Jackie, when exactly did you lose your soul?

Jackie: Um, cheerleading camp.”
— Jackie Burkhart, That '70s Show, Season 1: The Good Son
Tagged: Soul, Lose, cheerleading camp
“I am not warm and fuzzy and you are basically a stuffed animal made by grandma.”
— Dr. Gregory House, House, Season 1: Role Model
Tagged: Warm, fuzzy, stuffed animal, Metaphor Examples, Grandma, Contrast
“You want to know how two chemicals interact, do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their lying little teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat.”
— Dr. Gregory House, House, Season 1: Cursed
Tagged: humor, Sarcasm, Honesty, lying, Dishonesty, Lies, Telling The Truth, pressure, Mankind, The Human Condition
“Sam: We've gotta save as many people as we can.


Dean: Wow, that attitude is just way too healthy for me. I'm officially uncomfortable now. Thank you.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: Playthings
Tagged: healthy, Attitude, Savior Complex
“Sam: So, this job as glamorous as you thought it would be?

Jo: Well, except for all the pee-your-pants terror, yeah, sure.”
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, Season 2: No Exit
Tagged: glamor, Terror, Involuntary Urination
“Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good.”
— Dr. Gregory House, House, Season 2: Humpty Dumpty
Tagged: Jerk, People, Sex, I'm That good
“Maternal instinct is always irrational. Doesn't mean it's wrong.”
— Dr. Lisa Cuddy, House, Season 1: Poison
Tagged: Maternal, Instinct, irrational, Wrong, Motherhood
“Please, Jenna can't hear us. She's blind.”
— Hanna Marin, Pretty Little Liars, Season 2: Save The Date
Tagged: Blind, Deaf, Mix Up
“I'm a very high-strung little lapdog. Ruff ruff ruff, rarr, ruff!”
— Dr. Gregory House, House, Season 1: Role Model
Tagged: lapdog, Sassy, sarcastic, High-strung
“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?”
— Dr. Gregory House, House, Season 2: Humpty Dumpty
Tagged: bonus, points, Care, Acting, Sarcasm
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