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Matt Hubbard Quotes

Total quotes: 54
“I tried a meditation class at the Y once, but all I could think about was not farting.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Oceanside
Tagged: medication, Class, Fart, Embarrassment
“We’re actors. If we didn’t exist, how would people know who to vote for?”
— Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock, Season 3: Reunion
Tagged: actors, voting
“June: Is there a God, honey?

Oscar: I don't know. But there is a shuffleboard court here.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: The Lake House
Tagged: Shuffleboard, Questions, God
“Oscar: Hey. What are you doing right now? 

Mark: Uh, I was either going to jerk off or draw a picture of a car. ”
— Mark Erickson, Forever, Season 1: Another Place
Tagged: masturbate, draw, Choices
“You've got to tell the universe what you want so it will know what to give back to you.”
— Sharon, Forever, Season 1: June
Tagged: Universe, Needs, Give Back
“I'm sorry I'm a real woman and not some oversexed New York nympho like those sluts on Everybody Loves Raymond”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 5: Reaganing
Tagged: Real woman, Oversexed, nympho, Everybody Loves Raymond
“Tracy: I’m gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins? 

Jack: I have two ears and a heart, don’t I?”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 1: The Rural Juror
Tagged: Mix tape, Phil Collins, Music, heart, Good Songs
“Every relationship needs a peacekeeper.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: Another Place
Tagged: Love, Relationship, Peace, Peace Keeper
“I have to talk to Rachel Maddow. Only one of us can have this haircut”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 5: Reaganing
Tagged: Rachel Maddow, only one, haircut, talk
“Bitch, someone is paying you to go to Hawaii. It's already worked out.”
— Sharon, Forever, Season 1: June
Tagged: travel, Free, Hawaii
“You weren't the problem. I was. It was just a lot easier to blame you.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Goodbye Forever
Tagged: Problem, Blame, Easy Choice
“I love being single. You know what I do? Whatever I want all the time.”
— Sharon, Forever, Season 1: Together Forever
Tagged: Single, Life, Choices
“Obviously I care about her a lot, but she keeps confusing me with this ridiculous notion that 'sex' and 'love' are somehow connected.”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 3: Larry King
Tagged: Sex, Love, Confusion
“Lemon, you will go and show that Kelsey Winthrop that the ugly duckling has turned into...a vaguely ethnic swan.”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 3: Reunion
Tagged: Ugly Duckling, Swan, Vaguely Ethnic
“How are children out in this weather? Their parents should be put in jail.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: Together Forever
Tagged: Children, Weather, Jail, cold
“We had some good times on that couch. Sorry, it sounded sexual. But I was most likely talking about when we played Uno.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: The Lake House
Tagged: couch, sexual, Sex, Uno, Games
“Jenna, I just want you to know that if we find any human remains in there, I’m gonna throw up all over your face.”
— Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock, Season 3: Cutbacks
Tagged: Human Remains, Vomit
“Liz: Hey, Jack, how are you doing?

Jack: Like a lion, ready to take its mate.”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 3: Larry King
Tagged: Lion, Randy, Mating, Horny, Simile Examples
“Claire, when you bring yourself down before someone else can, you control the way it happens.”
— Frank Underwood, House of Cards, Season 5: Chapter 65
Tagged: Control
“Every time I meet a new person, I figure out how I’m gonna fight ’em.”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 2: The Collection
Tagged: New Person, Fight Them, Intimidation
“Well, sometimes I blamed you for being in the way of me becoming this hypothetical amazing, new version of myself.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Goodbye Forever
Tagged: Blame, Relationships, Hypothetical, Admittance
“Back in Stone Mountain, even the mayor had bedbugs. And she was a horse.”
— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 4: Audition Day
Tagged: bedbugs
“It has sex, lies, puberty, betrayal, relay races… 'MILF Island' reflects the drama of the human experience, and isn’t that the essence of art?”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 2: MILF Island
Tagged: Sex, Lies, Puberty, Betrayal, Drama, Human Experience, Art, Artistic Interpretation
“Also, do you think just because I'm married, I can't get a baked potato whenever I want? Because I can. I'm eating baked potatoes all the fucking time. ”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Together Forever
Tagged: married, Choices, Independence, Extended Metaphor Examples, Baked Potato
“We just kind of live. I know it sounds a little ironic, but, well, that's the only word I can think of.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: The Lake House
Tagged: live, Irony
“Miss Lemon, your eyes look like my uncle’s after he would drink from the air conditioner”
— Kenneth Parcell, 30 Rock, Season 2: MILF Island
Tagged: Eyes, look like, Uncle, Drink, Air Conditioners, Gross
“The real power isn’t here. It’s beyond here. It’s above it, but still working in conjunction with it.”
— Matt Hubbard, House of Cards, Season 5: Chapter 65
“We do the same things every single day, and I don't see it changing literally forever.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Another Place
Tagged: Routine, Boring, Forever
“A psychopath doesn't have a conscience. A sociopath knows what he's doing is wrong but does it anyway.”
— Dina Fox, Superstore, Season 1: Demotion
Tagged: Sociopath, Psychopath
“Welcome to the no options club. It's a cool club. Most of America's in it. We meet on Tuesdays.”
— Amy Dubanowski, Superstore, Season 2: Rebranding
Tagged: No Options Club, No Economic Mobility, Playful Jokes About Being Poor
“You are a journalist and a rapist, and those are the two worst things any person can be.”
— Dina Fox, Superstore, Season 1: Magazine Profile
Tagged: insults, Insults to Journalists
“He pulled me into his Kia, and he said to me, 'Sandra take out your taters'.”
— Sandra Kaluiokalani, Superstore, Season 2: Rebranding
Tagged: Sandra From Superstore
“Jack: I’m warning you now that the entertainment division is gonna come under some very close scrutiny. The days of your wild coke parties are over.

Liz: Well, if by 'coke,' you mean 'sodas'...”
— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, Season 3: Cutbacks
Tagged: Coke Parties, Office Parties, Cocaine, soda, Coca-Cola
“That’s fun, right? Instead of running everything, I’m going back to my old job. So the standards department is telling me you can only say 'cat anus' twice during the show, but I’m gonna fight for you. You can say it three times. Cat anus, cat anus, cat anus!”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 3: Reunion
Tagged: Cat Anus, Standards
“Oprah says you should always bring a gift, no matter the occasion.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Kase
Tagged: Oprah, Gift, Occasion
“It is disturbing the lengths you will go to avoid confrontation.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Another Place
Tagged: Disturbing , Bad at Confrontation , Confronting, Problems
“Suck it, nice family.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: The Lake House
Tagged: Suck It, Diss, Family
“Well, no bad time for mac and cheese is what I always say.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: Kase
Tagged: Bad Time, Mac and Cheese, sayings, food
“I'll stop doing nice things because it seems to upset you.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: Another Place
Tagged: Nice things, upset
“The only person you ever cared about is yourself.”
— Oscar, Forever, Season 1: Oceanside
Tagged: Person, Care, hurt
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