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Jeff Buhai Quotes

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“Judy: Maybe we should eat?

Harold Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV?

Booger: Hey, guys...[opens his leather jacket to reveal some marijuana cigarettes]...wonder joints.”
— 'Booger' Dawson, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: Marijuana, joints
“Takashi: Excuse please, but why do they call you ‘booger’?

Booger: [picking his nose] I don't know.”
— 'Booger' Dawson, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: booger, Nose-Picking
“Takashi: Maybe we could have robster craws.

Booger: [adjusting his shirt] What the fuck are robster craws?”
— 'Booger' Dawson, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: Asian Accents, Lobster Claws
“Lewis: [planning the party] Do any of you have dates, besides Gilbert?

Lamar: I do!

Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy.

Lewis: Well, what about you, Booger?

Booger: I've been out combing the high schools all day!”
— 'Booger' Dawson, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: Date, party, high school
“Lewis: Didn't I tell you we would find a nice place?

Gilbert: Yes, this is way better than the dorm.

[Brick is hurled through the window]

Booger: What was that?

Gilbert: It says: ‘Nerds get out!’

Takashi: What is a nerd?

Gilbert: We are.”
— Gilbert Lowell, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: nerd, nerd pride, nerd persecution
“[Booger is teaching Takashi poker]

Takashi: I think I've got a frush.

Booger: What the fuck's a frush?

Takashi: [showing his royal flush] A frush.

Booger: [showing his cards] Oh, well I've got two sevens and two sevens beats a frush.

Takashi: Oh, thank you.”
— 'Booger' Dawson, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: Asian Accent, Royal Flush
“[rings door buzzer]

Mail Slot Man: [mail flap opens, revealing a pair of crazed eyes] Who's there?

Booger: [pauses] Ahhh, is...

Mail Slot Man: What do you want?

Booger: Is this the Stewart residence?

Mail Slot Man: Why are you here?

Booger: Ahh, I've come about the roo...

Mail Slot Man: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Booger: I've come about the roo...

Mail Slot Man: Don't have, no way!

Booger: I—I, uh, do you have a room for rent?

Mail Slot Man: Not for rent!

Booger: I thought it was for rent!

Mail Slot Man: Fuck off!

[mail flap closes]”
— 'Booger' Dawson, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: Mailman, Rent, fuck off
“Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu. We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you. We got a rockin' rhythm and a hi-tech sound that'll make you move your body down to the ground. We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and Gilbert will be joining in. We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar and a rap by little ol' me Lamar. We got Takashi beating on his gong, the boys and the Mu's are clapping along. And just when you thought, ya seen it all, along comes a Lambda four foot tall. So Wormser come on out here on the floor, so we can move our bodies, like never before. Break!”
— Lamar Latrell, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: Rap, old-school hip-hop
“You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope—‘Someday, my son will grow to be a man.’ Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds. [removes and throws his cap against the wall] Nerds! Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my Maker, and my coach!”
— Coach Harris, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: nerd, Baby, crib, Goddamn
“Sergeant: I do not know what this world is coming to. See that man over there. We arrested him for mopery.

Booger: What's mopery?

Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person. I am sorry about your window, fellas, but that's out of our jurisdiction. This sounds more like a fraternity prank. But there's only one organization that can handle such matters.

Gibert: What is that?

Sergeant: [disdainfully] The Greek Council.”
— 'Booger' Dawson, Revenge of the Nerds
Tagged: mopery, fraternities
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