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Fred Flintstone Quotes
Occupations: | Construction Worker |
Total quotes: 25
Fred Flintstone
characterOccupations: Construction Worker
Total quotes: 25
“All right. All right. I can't make it as fast as you spend it. I admit it, so let's call off the contest!”
Tagged:
breadwinner
“[the paperboy throws the newspaper, which is a stone slab, at Fred, knocking him down] Wilma Flintstone: Did you get your paper, dear?
Fred Flintstone: [straining] Yeah, and I'm lucky it only comes once a week.”
Fred Flintstone: [straining] Yeah, and I'm lucky it only comes once a week.”
Tagged:
Slapstick
“Fred Flintstone: Are you the desk nurse?
Desk Nurse: No, I'm Lady Godiva and this is a kissing booth.
Fred Flintstone: Where's Barney Rubble? I need to see him.
Desk Nurse: He's in Room 102. Who are you, fatso, a deceased relative or something?”
Desk Nurse: No, I'm Lady Godiva and this is a kissing booth.
Fred Flintstone: Where's Barney Rubble? I need to see him.
Desk Nurse: He's in Room 102. Who are you, fatso, a deceased relative or something?”
Tagged:
lady godiva, Fat-Shaming
“Fred Flintstone: [after discovering Barney has walked away with the TV set] Are you nuts?
Barney Rubble: But Fred, you told me to be ruthless.
Fred Flintstone: Ruthless? You put that set back or you'll be toothless!”
Barney Rubble: But Fred, you told me to be ruthless.
Fred Flintstone: Ruthless? You put that set back or you'll be toothless!”
Tagged:
Ruthless
“Fred Flintstone: [after Wilma is given Pebbles for the first time] Awwww, she looks like a chip off the ol' block.
Barney Rubble: Actually, more like a pebble off the ol' flintstone.
Wilma Flintstone: What a beautiful name. Pebbles Flintstone.
Pebbles Flintstone: [Her first words ever] Yabba. Dabba. Goo.”
Barney Rubble: Actually, more like a pebble off the ol' flintstone.
Wilma Flintstone: What a beautiful name. Pebbles Flintstone.
Pebbles Flintstone: [Her first words ever] Yabba. Dabba. Goo.”
Tagged:
Birth, first words
“Costumer: [Fred tries on a fake beard as a disguise] And with this hat on I guarantee your own mother won't recognize you!
Fred Flintstone: [walking outside] GOOD! GOOD! Now I can go anywhere in town and eat!
Barney Rubble: Hiya, Fred!
Costumer: [back in the costume shop] Back so soon, Mr. Flintstone? How was the party?
[Fred slams the hat over his head]”
Fred Flintstone: [walking outside] GOOD! GOOD! Now I can go anywhere in town and eat!
Barney Rubble: Hiya, Fred!
Costumer: [back in the costume shop] Back so soon, Mr. Flintstone? How was the party?
[Fred slams the hat over his head]”
Tagged:
Disguises, fake beard
“Fred Flintstone: Hi there young fella, what's your name?
Alvin: Alvin.
Fred Flintstone: Alvin what?
Alvin: Alvin... thank you.
Fred Flintstone: No, I mean your other name. What does your mommy call your daddy?
Alvin: She don't call him anything, she likes him!
Fred Flintstone: [getting irritated] Well, what does the name say on your mailbox?
Alvin: U.S. Mail.
Fred Flintstone: Say, isn't your father A.A. Carborundum?
Alvin: Yeah, so what?
Fred Flintstone: Well, do you know who I am?
Alvin: You mean you don't know that, either?
Fred Flintstone: Smart aleck kid.”
Alvin: Alvin.
Fred Flintstone: Alvin what?
Alvin: Alvin... thank you.
Fred Flintstone: No, I mean your other name. What does your mommy call your daddy?
Alvin: She don't call him anything, she likes him!
Fred Flintstone: [getting irritated] Well, what does the name say on your mailbox?
Alvin: U.S. Mail.
Fred Flintstone: Say, isn't your father A.A. Carborundum?
Alvin: Yeah, so what?
Fred Flintstone: Well, do you know who I am?
Alvin: You mean you don't know that, either?
Fred Flintstone: Smart aleck kid.”
Tagged:
Banter, smart aleck
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