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Douglas Kenney Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“I tell ya' this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.”
— Al Czervik, Caddyshack
Tagged: Funny Jokes, Caddyshack, Classic Movies
“Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?

Danny Noonan: Every day.

Ty Webb: Good.”
— Ty Webb, Caddyshack
Tagged: Drugs
“Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!”
— Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
Tagged: Cinderella Story, Miracle, Golf
“his crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the Masters champion.”
— Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
Tagged: Cinderella Story, Miracle, Golf, Masters Tournament
“Well I won't be a caddy all my life, I'm going to car wash school in the fall.”
— Harry, Caddyshack II
Tagged: Sarcasm, Future Careers
“Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.”
— Al Czervik, Caddyshack
Tagged: Ageism
“You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?”
— Al Czervik, Caddyshack
Tagged: prostitution
“[to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?”
— Al Czervik, Caddyshack
Tagged: Segregation, Chinese, Jewish, Mistaken Identity
“Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny. The Zen philosopher, Basho, once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy.”
— Ty Webb, Caddyshack
Tagged: desires, Philosophy, Zen
“With the market these days if you own anything but land you own a popcorn farm.”
— Al Czervik, Caddyshack
Tagged: Funny Jokes, Caddyshack, Classic Movies
“Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?”
— Al Czervik, Caddyshack
Tagged: Crass, Farting
“Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!”
— Al Czervik, Caddyshack
Tagged: Getting Laid, Crass
“This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.”
— Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
Tagged: Marijuana, stoned, Hybrid, Sinsemilla, Kentucky Bluegrass
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